If I had a business idea, and I decided I wanted to enlist some folks to fuck it up from here to next Sunday, I believe I'd look to the federal government. (Does the phrase "Social Security" illustrate my meaning?)

There are at least three alpaca mini-ranches within a few miles of my house. I was wondering why, but Stossel explains it all pretty well.

Check it out: http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=40730

I've got a few acres, and now I'm thinking about starting my very own!  :P :P :P