Top Ten Reasons Climate Change is a Hoax

Started by Solar, January 28, 2015, 05:47:42 PM

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Solar

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By Elmer Beauregard

The Senate voted this week on whether Climate Change is real or a hoax, I think it's a hoax and here's why.

I'm sure you've heard in the news that 2014 was supposed to be the hottest year ever. If it actually was "hottest year ever" you'd think all the terrible calamities that are supposed to happen would be happening now but instead the opposite is happening.

1. Record Ice

In 2014 there was record sea ice in Antarctica  in fact a global warming expedition got stuck in it. Arctic sea ice has also made a nice comeback in 2014. The Great lakes had record ice Lake Superior only had 3 ice free months in 2014. You'd think that in the hottest year ever that ice would be melting like Al Gore said.

3. Record Snow

2014 saw record snowfall in many areas, remember when they said that global warming would cause snow to disappear and children won't know what snow is.

4. Record Cold

In 2014 we saw all kinds of cold records remember the Polar Vortex? You'd think that we'd be breaking all kinds of heat records in "the hottest year ever"

5. Oceans Are Rising Much Less Than Predicted

Al Gore predicted that oceans would rise 20 feet by 2100, it looks like were on track for about a foot. 80% of the tide gauges show less rise than the official "global average". Many tide gauges show no rise in sea level, and almost none show any acceleration over the past 20 years.

6. Polar Bears Are Thriving

You'd think that Polar Bears would really be in trouble in 2014 "the hottest year ever" but they are thriving.

7. Moose Are Making A Comeback

A few years ago the moose population in Minnesota dropped rapidly and they immediately blamed global warming, then they did a study and found out it was actually wolves that were killing the moose. Wolves have been taken off the endangered species list and are now endangering other species so they opened a wolf hunting season in Minnesota and the moose are coming back. It turns out it had nothing to do with global warming in fact the years when the moose population declined were some very cold ones.

8. 99% of Scientists don't believe in Catastrophic Man-Made Global Warming

You've probably heard over and over that 99% of scientist believe in global warming well the opposite is true. That talking point came from a study where only 75 scientists said they believe in global warming on the other hand over 31,000 scientists have signed a petition saying they don't believe in Catastrophic Man-Made Global Warming.

9. Nature produces much more CO2 than man

In 2014 NASA finally launched a satellite that measures CO2 levels around the globe. They assumed that most of the CO2 would be coming from the industrialized northern hemisphere but much to their surprise it was coming from the rainforests in South America, Africa and China.

10. It Isn't Actually the Warmest Year.

If you look at the satellite data 2014 was not the warmest year ever in fact there has been no global warming for over 18 years. The Reason they can say it's the warmest year is because they are using the ground weather station data which is heavily influenced by the Urban Heat Island effect, many of which are near pavement. Even still they had to cherry pick that data to get at the warmest year ever and it is only the warmest by only two-100ths of a degree within a dataset that has a variability of a half of a degree. The fact they they had to ignore accurate data and fudge sketchy data to push their agenda proves (IMHO) that climate change is a hoax.
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Was there really a vote like this  ?  How did it turn out  ?  Shocked if any more than 5-6 TP'ers voted anything but "real, horrific & imminent".

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Quote from: taxed on January 28, 2015, 07:29:08 PM
My favorite one is about the Moose being eaten by the wolves.  Libs are so stupid it's amazing.

http://www.outdoorhub.com/news/2014/11/17/study-impact-wolves-minnesota-moose-greater-expected/
man, that's amazing, these guys are such blatant, obvious, carefree liars.

The state's own #'s say there's an increase in population, yet there's still somehow an extinction event going on.

There's an increase, but "IT'S  NOT  A  COMEBACK !!".

Just like AGW.  Apparently these guys just can't believe that they would ever not get their way, and that they can't just lie every possible way, to get their way.

I tell ya, the entirety of the dem-lib-prog-left spectrum has slipped permanently into "5-year-old".

Solar

Quote from: taxed on January 28, 2015, 07:29:08 PM
My favorite one is about the Moose being eaten by the wolves.  Libs are so stupid it's amazing.

http://www.outdoorhub.com/news/2014/11/17/study-impact-wolves-minnesota-moose-greater-expected/
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

2,420 wolves living in the state distributed across 470 packs. Despite hosting a popular hunting season, Minnesota's wolf population continues to grow and biologists counted at least 200 more than last year

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Quote from: Solar on January 28, 2015, 07:44:44 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

2,420 wolves living in the state distributed across 470 packs. Despite hosting a popular hunting season, Minnesota's wolf population continues to grow and biologists counted at least 200 more than last year

Told ya you'd like this piece. :biggrin: :biggrin:
But just like AGW, they'll just say "NUH-UH".  And continue to lie like little bastards.

We've got to devise a way to make this painful for them.  It's too damned annoying to see it win for them, or have no downside.

Solar

Quote from: AndyJackson on January 28, 2015, 07:54:44 PM
But just like AGW, they'll just say "NUH-UH".  And continue to lie like little bastards.

We've got to devise a way to make this painful for them.  It's too damned annoying to see it win for them, or have no downside.
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Last year, during the record cold, they tried to convince us that it was cold because it was hot. Honest. 
Maybe the increase in the wolf population is because the climate is getting hotter. LOL   I expect that to be next.
This scam is the biggest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people and it is a scam by our own government. Disgraceful.

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"Now they call it "climate change" instead of global warming, because the warming has stopped, says Coleman, and that $4.7 billion in taxpayer money is funding "bogus reports" and "bogus research."
Coleman explains that any warming or "climate change" is extremely negligible from a long-term perspective and certainly nothing unusual or alarming, and points out that Antarctic sea ice is close to an all-time high, and the polar bear population is as high as it's been in recorded history"

Read more at http://www.youngcons.com/founder-of-the-weather-channel-explains-the-global-warming-hoax/#7EUqCEe8XPHwpqBh.99

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daidalos

The whole thing, which I still don't get is this. We know for a fact that our sun has active periods and well not so active period. We also know this affects climate just not here on our little ball of dirt, but all the other little balls of dirt circling it too.

Yet there is virtually zero actual hard science as to how much that activity affects climate. Add to that volcanic activity on Earth as well. One single volcano (and there are several active at any given time) spews out in a years time more pollutants than every car, man, woman and child does, in their entire lifetime. Don't see any bills to outlaw those evil nasty volcanoes though do we.

Lastly and I am sure this will come as a shock to the libs, but without global warming there would be no life on earth at all. It would be a snowball earth, which has happened in the past repeatedly.

I swear whats next, we going to outlaw cows because they fart methane...oh wait already trying to do that one too.  :lol:

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Quote from: daidalos on January 29, 2015, 12:15:31 PM
The whole thing, which I still don't get is this. We know for a fact that our sun has active periods and well not so active period. We also know this affects climate just not here on our little ball of dirt, but all the other little balls of dirt circling it too.

Yet there is virtually zero actual hard science as to how much that activity affects climate. Add to that volcanic activity on Earth as well. One single volcano (and there are several active at any given time) spews out in a years time more pollutants than every car, man, woman and child does, in their entire lifetime. Don't see any bills to outlaw those evil nasty volcanoes though do we.

Lastly and I am sure this will come as a shock to the libs, but without global warming there would be no life on earth at all. It would be a snowball earth, which has happened in the past repeatedly.

I swear whats next, we going to outlaw cows because they fart methane...oh wait already trying to do that one too.  :lol:
When I was in college I remember learing about "rhetoric" "the Art of Pursuation"  Mankind has not discovered or invented anything new since then days of the Great Philosophers like Plato and Socrates.  One of the "arts" of pusuation (taught to all college students, I presume) was called "the BIG LIE".  Hitler and Goebels were masters of this technique.  The BIG LIE is first told and everyone thinks it's obsurd and sees it for what it is, then the lie is repeatedly repeated, eventually some begin to say, "you know, I heard that to" and the "truth" of what was "the Big Lie" takes shape. In time, the Lie "becomes True" and the way the Lie began is lost somewhere in the distant past!  Lies after lies, which support the Big Lie are manufactured and repeated and that's the way people eventually come to BELIEVE!

This form of rhetoric and manipulation has been used by politicians since Hector was a Pup!  Used car salesman got it down pat too!  Folks like PT Barnum got rich using the technique.  Others, like Mark Twain made their living exposing it through satire. 

"It's easier to fool people than to convince people that they've been fooled!" 
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The press is our chief ideological weapon.
~ Nikita Khrushchev

Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.

~Ronald Reagan