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Personally I kind of like the long drop with the short rope idea, but keeping up with modern times and technology I would rather see an upgrade to Ol Sparky! By using a super capacitor we could vaporize the perk in a millisecond and as a boon to the libs make it solar powered! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I prefer the solar version with capacitance, whereas the sun rises, the capacitor begins to charge slowly.
The date and time set for execution is locked at 12:00 noon and cannot be changed, even on cloudy days, where full charge may not be achieved, if death does not occur, the following day the same process will take place, regardless of how many days it takes to see justice served.
Sparky? More like smolder. :biggrin:

Hey, it is after all, "Green Energy".
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I prefer the solar version with capacitance, whereas the sun rises, the capacitor begins to charge slowly.
The date and time set for execution is locked at 12:00 noon and cannot be changed, even on cloudy days, where full charge may not be achieved, if death does not occur, the following day the same process will take place, regardless of how many days it takes to see justice served.
Sparky? More like smolder. :biggrin:

Hey, it is after all, "Green Energy".
Just need the batteries to take the charge besides it could be used to reduce the prisons power expenses in between executions!

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I prefer the solar version with capacitance, whereas the sun rises, the capacitor begins to charge slowly.
The date and time set for execution is locked at 12:00 noon and cannot be changed, even on cloudy days, where full charge may not be achieved, if death does not occur, the following day the same process will take place, regardless of how many days it takes to see justice served.
Sparky? More like smolder. :biggrin:

Hey, it is after all, "Green Energy".

Basically an electric chair powered by a Prius.


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Want to use solar power, why not use it directly?  About a 3 meter parabolic mirror focussed on the hot seat would do the trick nicely.

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But the snap crackle and pop of the capacitor would be much more entertaining!

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But the snap crackle and pop of the capacitor would be much more entertaining!
Compared to the snap, crackle and pop of the purp's face as it rapidly reaches 2500 degrees C? :woot:

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Want to use solar power, why not use it directly?  About a 3 meter parabolic mirror focussed on the hot seat would do the trick nicely.
Love it!!!
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