Magic Boot And All...

Vermin Supreme's quest to win hearts, minds and the Libertarian primaries

Vermin Supreme has 'been running for president for over 30 years'. His two most recent bids polled at third and fourth in the 2012 and 2016 New Hampshire Democratic primaries, respectively. But now, the boot-bonneted boomer is running to win.

'I am making an offer to the Libertarian party,' he said, 'an offer predicated on my internet celebrity, vast reservoir of political capital and good will, my experience as a seasoned campaigner, and of course, the power of the magic boot.'

'As you know,' Supreme said, 'the boot is magic. It allows me to communicate with the media and millions of people from around the flat earth.'

The 'magic boot' is not all fun and games. According to Supreme, his public persona has helped him develop 'some simple, elegant, yet very effective techniques that are essentially a communications strategy'.

'My fanbase goes from far-left to far-right, it creeps into places where I'm not even comfortable having fans, quite frankly,' he said. 'But I can't really help that, except denounce their ideologies from time to time.'

The price of boots is too damn high!

Quote from: Solar on March 29, 2020, 02:56:37 PM
Magic Boot And All...

Vermin Supreme's quest to win hearts, minds and the Libertarian primaries

Vermin Supreme has 'been running for president for over 30 years'. His two most recent bids polled at third and fourth in the 2012 and 2016 New Hampshire Democratic primaries, respectively. But now, the boot-bonneted boomer is running to win.

'I am making an offer to the Libertarian party,' he said, 'an offer predicated on my internet celebrity, vast reservoir of political capital and good will, my experience as a seasoned campaigner, and of course, the power of the magic boot.'

'As you know,' Supreme said, 'the boot is magic. It allows me to communicate with the media and millions of people from around the flat earth.'

The 'magic boot' is not all fun and games. According to Supreme, his public persona has helped him develop 'some simple, elegant, yet very effective techniques that are essentially a communications strategy'.

'My fanbase goes from far-left to far-right, it creeps into places where I'm not even comfortable having fans, quite frankly,' he said. 'But I can't really help that, except denounce their ideologies from time to time.'

Well, looks good to me. Anybody see any negative spots here?

Quote from: Possum on March 29, 2020, 04:11:44 PM
Well, looks good to me. Anybody see any negative spots here?

Trump is quaking in his 'Boot'.

This is the type of lunatic you see wandering around washigton DC, usually Lafayette park across from the white house, but the boot on the head...thats a good gimick

SMH  2 decades ago, the Libertarians decided on a plan to politically take over, one state at a time.  They chose New Hampshire for their starter state.  The activists who moved there have had a negative impact on the state.  It has become reliably Democrat.  Sad.

His mistake was joining the wrong political party. He should have joined "The Rent Is Too Damn High Party".

Quote from: shhh on March 31, 2020, 02:49:58 AM
SMH  2 decades ago, the Libertarians decided on a plan to politically take over, one state at a time.  They chose New Hampshire for their starter state.  The activists who moved there have had a negative impact on the state.  It has become reliably Democrat.  Sad.

Goes back much further than that.

http://conservativepoliticalforum.com/history/here's-the-original-libertarian-platform-from-1972/msg310046/#msg310046