Medicare Part G

Started by Turks, January 19, 2013, 05:07:23 AM

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Turks




You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there
is no nursing home care available for you. So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years, or older, a gun (G) and 4 bullets.
You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means you'll be sent to prison, where you will
receive three meals a day, a roof over your head,
central heating and air conditioning and all the health care
you need.

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great.
Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all
covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at
least as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? The same
government that just told you they can't afford for you to
go into a home.

And, you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any
income taxes anymore.

Is this a great country or what?

kramarat

My neighbor and friend that passed away last year, had a very similar plan: If he ran out of money before he ran out of life, he fully intended to go rob a bank, and stand just outside the door until the cops got there.

Turks

Quote from: kramarat on January 19, 2013, 05:54:57 AM
My neighbor and friend that passed away last year, had a very similar plan: If he ran out of money before he ran out of life, he fully intended to go rob a bank, and stand just outside the door until the cops got there.


I don't know how that would sit with "family" but if my wife died before me... and my daughter lived in another state where I didn't see her that much anyway...it's not the craziest idea if you're out of funds.

That's how low this nation has sunk that otherwise rational people have to think this way.


Then again who said I was rational. :laugh:

kramarat

Quote from: Turks on January 19, 2013, 06:28:44 AM

I don't know how that would sit with "family" but if my wife died before me... and my daughter lived in another state where I didn't see her that much anyway...it's not the craziest idea if you're out of funds.

That's how low this nation has sunk that otherwise rational people have to think this way.


Then again who said I was rational. :laugh:

We might all end up in prison anyway.

With Obama's continuing push to criminalize constitutional conservatives............who knows?

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2012/07/03/homeland-security-funded-study-lists-people-reverent-of-individual-liberty-as-extreme-right-wing-terrorists/

Turks

Quote from: kramarat on January 19, 2013, 06:41:25 AM
We might all end up in prison anyway.

With Obama's continuing push to criminalize constitutional conservatives............who knows?

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2012/07/03/homeland-security-funded-study-lists-people-reverent-of-individual-liberty-as-extreme-right-wing-terrorists/

Afterall he is the "Second Coming"


"How did the rest of the media miss this? According to the new issue of Newsweek online, President Obama, who this weekend begins his second term--the third president in a row to do so--is "The Second Coming."

With flattering photographs, the magazine edited by Obama fan Tina Brown holds out hope that in his second Inaugural Address, Obama can inspire and show that he can also lead.

The conservative media watch dog, Media Research Center, first noticed the God-like cover.

"Conservatives have long joked that the national press corps see Barack Obama as the second coming of Jesus Christ. Today, Newsweek - at least what's left of it, an online product for tablets and e-readers - made it official," said Center Vice President Brent Baker

"Next to a side shot of Obama's head, the 'Inauguration 2013' cover story pronounces: 'The Second Coming.'"

Baker notes that the author, long-time Newsweek veteran Evan Thomas, gave Obama God-like qualities during his first year in office, saying on MSNBC, "In a way, Obama's standing above the country, above -- above the world. He's sort of God. He's going to bring all different sides together."



http://washingtonexaminer.com/newsweek-obama-is-the-second-coming/article/2519111#.UPraWSfBF8G

kramarat


Turks

Quote from: kramarat on January 19, 2013, 09:49:05 AM
I'll never understand it. :confused:

Me neither.  If anything he posses the exact opposite of any god-like qualities.