Now For Some Good News

Started by Solar, November 27, 2015, 02:37:56 PM

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Solar

I don't remember hearing about this, so I thought I'd go ahead and post despite it being last years news. :thumbsup:

BAGHDAD — If there were such a thing, it would probably be rule No. 1 in the teaching manual for instructors of aspiring suicide bombers: Don't give lessons with live explosives.

In what represented a cautionary tale for terrorist teachers, and a cause of dark humor for ordinary Iraqis, a commander at a secluded terrorist training camp north of Baghdad unwittingly used a belt packed with explosives while conducting a demonstration early Monday for a group of militants, killing himself and 21 other members of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, army and police officials said.
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/11/world/middleeast/suicide-bomb-instructor-accidentally-kills-iraqi-pupils.html
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kroz

Yippee!  Scratch 22 names off the list!   :laugh:

Good news even if it IS old.

tac


Cryptic Bert

Now that is workplace violence.

kroz


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redbeard

Quote from: Solar on November 27, 2015, 02:37:56 PM
I don't remember hearing about this, so I thought I'd go ahead and post despite it being last years news. :thumbsup:

BAGHDAD — If there were such a thing, it would probably be rule No. 1 in the teaching manual for instructors of aspiring suicide bombers: Don't give lessons with live explosives.

In what represented a cautionary tale for terrorist teachers, and a cause of dark humor for ordinary Iraqis, a commander at a secluded terrorist training camp north of Baghdad unwittingly used a belt packed with explosives while conducting a demonstration early Monday for a group of militants, killing himself and 21 other members of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, army and police officials said.
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/11/world/middleeast/suicide-bomb-instructor-accidentally-kills-iraqi-pupils.html
Do they still get the virgins? :popcorn: :popcorn:

Solar

Quote from: redbeard on November 28, 2015, 04:56:16 PM
Do they still get the virgins? :popcorn: :popcorn:
I don't know, but I do know these 21 guys got fucked really bad. :thumbsup:
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Maybe Assad personally taught him that old trick :lol:

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keyboarder

Quote from: redbeard on November 28, 2015, 04:56:16 PM
Do they still get the virgins? :popcorn: :popcorn:

No, they don't.  Too bad that some of the deceased can't  come back and tell the rest of those heathens too, might stop some of their idiocy.
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daidalos

Quote from: keyboarder on November 29, 2015, 06:34:37 PM
No, they don't.  Too bad that some of the deceased can't  come back and tell the rest of those heathens too, might stop some of their idiocy.
They would be branded infidels, and stoned, beheaded or otherwise killed all over again.

So it would do no good.

Besides, once an unrepentant Islamic savage idolater dies, it's off to hell they go and nope, they don't get to pass go on the way there.
One of every five Americans you meet has a mental illness of some sort. Many, many, of our veteran's suffer from mental illness like PTSD now also. Help if ya can. :) http://www.projectsemicolon.org/share-your-story.html
And no you won't find my "story" there. They don't allow science fiction. :)

keyboarder

Quote from: daidalos on November 29, 2015, 06:51:26 PM
They would be branded infidels, and stoned, beheaded or otherwise killed all over again.

So it would do no good.

Besides, once an unrepentant Islamic savage idolater dies, it's off to hell they go and nope, they don't get to pass go on the way there.

:thumbup:  And that's a fact!
.If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back to the crowd      Forbes