More lies from today's local daily newspaper:

First the national lies headlines:

Immigrants returning to Alabama – scores fled after controversial law went into effect
Republicans: let 'roller coaster' ride – most not worried by political fight
Syrian forces mass outside Homs
Seoul holds drills near disputed area
UN inspectors to press Iran on nukes
Iraq War's end may boost al-Qaeda in Syria
Surviving skiers credit safety devices
Pastors rap birth control mandate
Anti-abortion bills protested in Va.
Glenn marks 50 years since orbit of earth
Hertz calls for recall oversight
Southern Baptists to consider add-on name

Now the local lies headlines:

Silence broken on death row decade later
Youth offender move on hold
Man dead; mother missing – cause of death in case is pending
Bills reflect priorities of GOP majority
Student held after gun found in locker – sheriff says eighth-grader upset with another pupil
Seeking advice – minority health care students to gain insight into careers via tour headed to local university
Anesthesia awareness is rare, real possibility

And on the oped page there is the usual mix of conservative and liberal points of view, as if that was going to fool us.

Maybe you guys are right.  Maybe I should drop the paper.  Then I could remain as abysmally ignorant as folks like St. Sarah of Wasilla.  But it's so much fun when Faux news exposes the lies of the pseudo media!

Quote from: elmerfudd on February 21, 2012, 07:51:53 AM
More lies from today's local daily newspaper:

First the national lies headlines:

Immigrants returning to Alabama – scores fled after controversial law went into effect
Republicans: let 'roller coaster' ride – most not worried by political fight
Syrian forces mass outside Homs
Seoul holds drills near disputed area
UN inspectors to press Iran on nukes
Iraq War's end may boost al-Qaeda in Syria
Surviving skiers credit safety devices
Pastors rap birth control mandate
Anti-abortion bills protested in Va.
Glenn marks 50 years since orbit of earth
Hertz calls for recall oversight
Southern Baptists to consider add-on name

Now the local lies headlines:

Silence broken on death row decade later
Youth offender move on hold
Man dead; mother missing – cause of death in case is pending
Bills reflect priorities of GOP majority
Student held after gun found in locker – sheriff says eighth-grader upset with another pupil
Seeking advice – minority health care students to gain insight into careers via tour headed to local university
Anesthesia awareness is rare, real possibility

And on the oped page there is the usual mix of conservative and liberal points of view, as if that was going to fool us.

Maybe you guys are right.  Maybe I should drop the paper.  Then I could remain as abysmally ignorant as folks like St. Sarah of Wasilla.  But it's so much fun when Faux news exposes the lies of the pseudo media!

Yet you don't see the problem with the very first headline?
And you wonder why we call you a Gullible Rube...

Quote from: Solar on February 21, 2012, 08:33:48 AM
Yet you don't see the problem with the very first headline?
And you wonder why we call you a Gullible Rube...

Nope. 'Splain, please. 

I don't recall being referred to as a gullible rube before now.  Considering the source, I will take it as a compliment. 

Quote from: elmerfudd on February 21, 2012, 10:52:09 AM
Nope. 'Splain, please. 

I don't recall being referred to as a gullible rube before now.  Considering the source, I will take it as a compliment. 

Did native Alabamians immigrate to other states?  Or, does your leftist paper not use the word "illegal"?

Quote from: taxed on February 21, 2012, 10:59:49 AM
Did native Alabamians immigrate to other states?  Or, does your leftist paper not use the word "illegal"?

Went right over his head.

But then again, to a lib, there is no such thing as an illegal, they are all immigrants.

Quote from: taxed on February 21, 2012, 10:59:49 AM
Did native Alabamians immigrate to other states?  Or, does your leftist paper not use the word "illegal"?

Certainly they do. And it was used NUMEROUS times in the article. 

But it wasn't just illegal immigrants that fled, either.  They fled in greater numbers (% wise), but legals also left.  Lots of them are coming back now. 

And just to clarify, Mr. Genius, native Alabamians are, by definition, not immigrants - legal or illegal. 

Quote from: elmerfudd on February 21, 2012, 11:20:11 AM
Certainly they do. And it was used NUMEROUS times in the article. 

But it wasn't just illegal immigrants that fled, either.  They fled in greater numbers (% wise), but legals also left.  Lots of them are coming back now. 

And just to clarify, Mr. Genius, native Alabamians are, by definition, not immigrants - legal or illegal. 

All anecdotal.
You managed to prove my point and had no idea you were doing so.
Thanks for playing, lib!
http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/usatoday/article/53180746?odyssey=mod|newswell|text|Frontpage|p
The only stats used are from school attendance records.In short, your lead story is nothing more than pity the illegal from a leftist perspective.

We should play this game more often.

Quote from: Solar on February 21, 2012, 11:57:31 AM
All anecdotal.
You managed to prove my point and had no idea you were doing so.
Thanks for playing, lib!
http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/usatoday/article/53180746?odyssey=mod|newswell|text|Frontpage|p
The only stats used are from school attendance records.In short, your lead story is nothing more than pity the illegal from a leftist perspective.

We should play this game more often.

We will!!  I'll have more lies tomorrow!!!

Quote from: elmerfudd on February 21, 2012, 11:59:11 AM
We will!!  I'll have more lies tomorrow!!!

You're the best!

Quote from: taxed on February 21, 2012, 12:00:59 PM
You're the best!

He's not sharp enough to see he just got owned.

Quote from: Solar on February 21, 2012, 12:03:35 PM
He's not sharp enough to see he just got owned.

Hubris on steroids.  That's you. 

Quote from: elmerfudd on February 21, 2012, 12:04:28 PM
Hubris on steroids.  That's you. 

Presume? No, you are the one that thought you could score lib points, but sadly it backfired horribly on your lib butt.

Quote from: Solar on February 21, 2012, 12:03:35 PM
He's not sharp enough to see he just got owned.

Not sharp at all...

Quote from: Solar on February 21, 2012, 12:08:52 PM
Presume? No, you are the one that thought you could score lib points, but sadly it backfired horribly on your lib butt.

Not trying to score lib points.  Not a lib. Don't see where anything backfired, either.  Only a raging, foaming at the mouth conservatard would assert something as silly as that. 

Quote from: elmerfudd on February 21, 2012, 12:12:15 PM
Not trying to score lib points.  Not a lib. Don't see where anything backfired, either.  Only a raging, foaming at the mouth conservatard would assert something as silly as that. 

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