Lefties Freaking out over Trump.

Started by Hoofer, July 16, 2017, 07:55:40 AM

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Hoofer

Eight years of Obama, I just can't seem to recall anything like this.   We just quietly went about our business, while Liberals were jumping up and down like the Communist Idiots they are, singing "we are the world". 

But, Trump gets elected, sanity starts to raise it's rational head again, and the liberals think it's the end-of-the-world-as-they-know-it.

Funny, I don't remember it this nutty when Ronald Reagan was elected, and I was a whacko liberal ... then economic reality hit me.
So here we go, right from click-bait, the 7 things selling like hotcakes since Trump was elected.... it's pretty funny to think about it!

http://www.alternet.org/election-2016/7-things-selling-hotcakes-trump-won
Quote1. Preparations for the apocalypse.
Yeah, we thought the same thing about that gun-slinging Ronald Reagan... until reality set in, he was bigger about protecting America & American interests than we ever imagined... Imagine this, Trump might be an American Patriot!   >gasp<  Oh, the author goes on to say, Liberals are buying & building Doomsday Bunkers - great for the economy, where do I invest?

Quote2. Firearms—for black and LGBT folks.
Ok, is that suppose to be -bad-...?   Like we don't want people to defend themselves from liberal kooks and Marxists who want to take away their property?  NRA or GOA anyone?

Quote3. Long-term birth control.
Whew!!!   Please, if your a Liberal, Marxist, Communist or hate America -stop- having babies.  Leave that to people like me & my gun totin' woman who while 8 months pregnant can still nail the "X" ring at 600 yards (which scares the hell out of many).   Trust me, I'm on -her- side, and she's one of those historical, constitutional, conservative, Scotch-Irish types who thinks fighting is "entertaining".  Birth Control is for Liberals, stick with it.... please.

Quote4. Meditation and yoga.
Tofu can cause that.   Keep it up, learn to be quiet, find inner peace, relax, repeat until you're convinced, "Hillary for Prison - Hillary for Prison".

Quote5. Encrypted messaging apps.
Please encrypt everything ... don't believe those stories that encryption attracts the attention of CIA, NSA, FBI ... that's all right-wing nonsense.

Quote6. Psychotherapy.
Perfectly normal for the mentally distressed to seek help.   Should have considered seeing a shrink 9 years ago, it could have saved you time & money.   But, denial is common among Alcoholics, Drug Addicts and Liberals.  (no offense to the first two).

Quote7. Dystopian fiction.
...Lemme see here... so they ready Orwell's 1984 and cry for the good ole days of the Obama administration spying on Americans..?
Yep, definitely suffering from "separation anxiety" - like a dog missing their master, Barak.
All animals are created equal; Some just take longer to cook.   Survival is keeping an eye on those around you...

quiller

Trump has not done even a tiny fraction of what he could --- and probably should --- do to the scum of our planet and a stain on our existence.

Today I am charitable to our American communists, the Dems.

How many FEMA camps do libs claim there are? Under Trump, we'll triple it! Opening soon in your back yard, right where the protected species-of-the-week USED to nest!

Treatment of prisoners? What's it gonna cost for a towel, a board to strap leftists onto, and a few gallons of water to baptize them? ("Does that glub mean yes, sweet cheeks?")


Hoofer

Personally, I find it hilarious!

And these are the people who referred to "Preppers" as nuts and kooks...  Now they're acting just like them, preparing for the end of the world, hiding in holes & screaming like adolescents undergoing potty training.

Weren't they all headed to Canada after Trump was sworn in?

No...?   You mean Trudeau would rather take a Gitmo criminal instead of a Hollywood Liberal...?

Sheeze... there's no rest for the stupid weary ... er, whatever... Commies.
All animals are created equal; Some just take longer to cook.   Survival is keeping an eye on those around you...

Cryptic Bert

I would say the seven things they are buying are as follows:

1) Pussy hats

2) Therapy

3) Paper for making signs

4)  Coloring books and legos (for safe spaces)

5) Midol

6) Armed security to protect them at their anti gun protests

7) Hipster glasses


walkstall

Quote from: The Boo Man... on July 16, 2017, 06:46:36 PM
I would say the seven things they are buying are as follows:

1) Pussy hats

2) Therapy

3) Paper for making signs

4)  Coloring books and legos (for safe spaces)

5) Midol

6) Armed security to protect them at their anti gun protests

7) Hipster glasses

8)  Sex that have no strings attached.
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."

Cryptic Bert


walkstall

A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."

Cryptic Bert


quiller

This made my day.

Quote Pro-refugee George Clooney moving family back to U.S. over fears England has become too unsafe with too many terrorists 

http://www.theblaze.com/news/2017/07/08/pro-refugee-george-clooney-moving-family-back-to-u-s-over-fears-england-has-become-too-unsafe/

RPTPatriot

Yes. But to be fair, they freak out about almost everything. It is their go-to response to reality.

taxed

Quote from: quiller on July 17, 2017, 05:47:22 AM
This made my day.

http://www.theblaze.com/news/2017/07/08/pro-refugee-george-clooney-moving-family-back-to-u-s-over-fears-england-has-become-too-unsafe/

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Nothing is as satisfying than pure liberal hypocracy.  It would be cool if you could make this a new thread since Clooney is famous and very outspoken for opening the borders and importing these animals.

As I've said it a million times here... liberals always turn conservative when it comes to their money, families, and property.
#PureBlood #TrumpWon

walkstall

Quote from: taxed on July 17, 2017, 09:59:38 AM
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Nothing is as satisfying than pure liberal hypocracy.  It would be cool if you could make this a new thread since Clooney is famous and very outspoken for opening the borders and importing these animals.

As I've said it a million times here... liberals always turn conservative when it comes to their money, families, and property.

I can split in to a new Topic if you like. 
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."

taxed

Quote from: walkstall on July 17, 2017, 10:45:02 AM
I can split in to a new Topic if you like.

Nah...  I may post a new one if he doesn't...
#PureBlood #TrumpWon

taxed

Quote from: Hoofer on July 16, 2017, 07:55:40 AM
Eight years of Obama, I just can't seem to recall anything like this.   We just quietly went about our business, while Liberals were jumping up and down like the Communist Idiots they are, singing "we are the world". 

But, Trump gets elected, sanity starts to raise it's rational head again, and the liberals think it's the end-of-the-world-as-they-know-it.

Funny, I don't remember it this nutty when Ronald Reagan was elected, and I was a whacko liberal ... then economic reality hit me.
So here we go, right from click-bait, the 7 things selling like hotcakes since Trump was elected.... it's pretty funny to think about it!

http://www.alternet.org/election-2016/7-things-selling-hotcakes-trump-wonYeah, we thought the same thing about that gun-slinging Ronald Reagan... until reality set in, he was bigger about protecting America & American interests than we ever imagined... Imagine this, Trump might be an American Patriot!   >gasp<  Oh, the author goes on to say, Liberals are buying & building Doomsday Bunkers - great for the economy, where do I invest?
Ok, is that suppose to be -bad-...?   Like we don't want people to defend themselves from liberal kooks and Marxists who want to take away their property?  NRA or GOA anyone?
Whew!!!   Please, if your a Liberal, Marxist, Communist or hate America -stop- having babies.  Leave that to people like me & my gun totin' woman who while 8 months pregnant can still nail the "X" ring at 600 yards (which scares the hell out of many).   Trust me, I'm on -her- side, and she's one of those historical, constitutional, conservative, Scotch-Irish types who thinks fighting is "entertaining".  Birth Control is for Liberals, stick with it.... please.
Tofu can cause that.   Keep it up, learn to be quiet, find inner peace, relax, repeat until you're convinced, "Hillary for Prison - Hillary for Prison".
Please encrypt everything ... don't believe those stories that encryption attracts the attention of CIA, NSA, FBI ... that's all right-wing nonsense.
Perfectly normal for the mentally distressed to seek help.   Should have considered seeing a shrink 9 years ago, it could have saved you time & money.   But, denial is common among Alcoholics, Drug Addicts and Liberals.  (no offense to the first two).
...Lemme see here... so they ready Orwell's 1984 and cry for the good ole days of the Obama administration spying on Americans..?
Yep, definitely suffering from "separation anxiety" - like a dog missing their master, Barak.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dammit Hoofer, this would have been a perfect article for CH.  Slice-and-dice rebuttals on lib articles sprinkled with wit are gold!
#PureBlood #TrumpWon

taxed

Quote from: The Boo Man... on July 16, 2017, 06:46:36 PM
I would say the seven things they are buying are as follows:

1) Pussy hats

2) Therapy

3) Paper for making signs

4)  Coloring books and legos (for safe spaces)

5) Midol

6) Armed security to protect them at their anti gun protests

7) Hipster glasses

MSNBC bought up the remaining stock, so they're waiting on a new shipment...
#PureBlood #TrumpWon