Fat Chick on Treadmill

Gotta start somewhere!

Quote from: Cryptic Bert on October 23, 2010, 08:16:04 PM
Fat Chick on Treadmill

Bert, Bert, Bert.   we must find you a better pastime... But my score is...

Quote from: Solars Toy on October 23, 2010, 08:20:45 PM
Bert, Bert, Bert.   we must find you a better pastime... But my score is...

;D

What can I say? I'm miles from home, bored, lonely and my dinner was awful.In situations like this my mind wanders...

We really need to get you some libs to chew on.

Will someone Please hit the Dump or the Huffington post and lure some victims suckers libs back here, before Bert has a break down, or gnaws off his own leg.

Quote from: Solar on October 23, 2010, 08:27:12 PM
We really need to get you some libs to chew on.

Will someone Please hit the Dump or the Huffington post and lure some victims suckers libs back here, before Bert has a break down, or gnaws off his own leg.

Good thing I have three... 8)

I'm not even going to ask...
Nope...not gonna dooo it. :o

Quote from: Solar on October 23, 2010, 08:33:47 PM
I'm not even going to ask...
Nope...not gonna dooo it. :o

;D

I jut thought of a great pick up line.

"My friends call me.....tripod"

Quote from: Cryptic Bert on October 23, 2010, 08:38:49 PM
;D

I jut thought of a great pick up line.

"My friends call me.....tripod"

One of my go-to jokes... when a girl touches my leg, or bumps my leg, I say "ouch", and they say "sorry, didn't mean to hit it that hard", etc., and I say "no prob, but it wasn't my leg"

Quote from: Cryptic Bert on October 23, 2010, 08:38:49 PM
;D

I jut thought of a great pick up line.

"My friends call me.....tripod"

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Quote from: taxed on October 23, 2010, 08:41:11 PM
One of my go-to jokes... when a girl touches my leg, or bumps my leg, I say "ouch", and they say "sorry, didn't mean to hit it that hard", etc., and I say "no prob, but it wasn't my leg"

Nice!

I used to ask them if they wanted to see my Dr. Seuss Boxers or say "Is that Orson Welles in my pants or are you just happy to see me?"

Quote from: Cryptic Bert on October 23, 2010, 10:06:04 PM
Nice!

I used to ask them if they wanted to see my Dr. Seuss Boxers or say "Is that Orson Welles in my pants or are you just happy to see me?"

Good grief, did any of you ever get a decent date with those pick-up lines.  Whoops, it just hit me.  You weren't looking for decent dates.  Sorry I interrupted.   ;)

Quote from: Cryptic Bert on October 23, 2010, 08:22:28 PM
;D

What can I say? I'm miles from home, bored, lonely and my dinner was awful.In situations like this my mind wanders...

Quote from: crepe05 on October 24, 2010, 03:24:37 AM
Good grief, did any of you ever get a decent date with those pick-up lines.  Whoops, it just hit me.  You weren't looking for decent dates.  Sorry I interrupted.   ;)

You missed my brilliance. The pick up line was supposed to lame. So lame it was funny....

Quote from: Cryptic Bert on October 24, 2010, 02:22:26 PM
You missed my brilliance. The pick up line was supposed to lame. So lame it was funny....

Women with a sense of humor would get the joke ....Twice. ::) ;D



But not to worry, there is hope.