A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces .

>From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later..


But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget........
Old farts like you! 

:D :D ;D ;D :P :-* :-* :-* :-*

Now that's funny!

Quote from: Book_Worm on November 14, 2010, 02:05:07 PM
Now that's funny!

  I didnt think so my Police Sgt son in law sent it to me...

 ;D ;D ;D
And to think, I thought this was about ST. ::)

Quote from: Solar on November 14, 2010, 02:17:14 PM
;D ;D ;D
And to think, I thought this was about ST. ::)

It says for Shooter....and I am still younger than you. :-*

Up here in Michigan, we do not fart. We do have an infestation of Michigan barking spiders. Particularly near restaurants, beer halls, and anywhere else now that i think of it.....

Quote from: zip on November 14, 2010, 01:38:20 PM
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces .

>From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later..


But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget........
Old farts like you! 

:D :D ;D ;D :P :-* :-* :-* :-*

Thank you, Zip. I truly appreciate that thought. I will print it out and tape it over my bed so I can look at it the very last thing before closing my eyes for beddy-bye. Actually, my farts are like me; they've mellowed with age.

Mrs Shooter can still cut one or two that will have you saying Grace, and Rocket Shooter cuts some so bad, it peels the chrome off the bathroom faucets.

Quote from: Solars Toy on November 14, 2010, 02:25:46 PM
It says for Shooter....and I am still younger than you. :-*

I thought it was about people with gas. :-X :P

  Mrs zip does not fart...just ask her..Ive never heard her fart in all the years were married...but im hard of hearing  ;D

Quote from: Solar on November 14, 2010, 03:24:21 PM
I thought it was about people with gas. :-X :P

Watch it bud....there are things better left unsaid.....how you sleeping lately? :D :D :D

Quote from: quiller on November 14, 2010, 02:43:13 PM
Up here in Michigan, we do not fart. We do have an infestation of Michigan barking spiders. Particularly near restaurants, beer halls, and anywhere else now that i think of it.....

My Dad could clear a room...even the dogs.  They were barking spiders, tree frogs,  and his infamous "silent but deadly".  Ah good times.... :) :) :)

Quote from: Solars Toy on November 14, 2010, 03:30:17 PM
Watch it bud....there are things better left unsaid.....how you sleeping lately? :D :D :D

Ahh yes, the only woman I've ever known to wake me from from a dead sleep, with a single poot.
All the while, never waking herself. :o

Quote from: Solars Toy on November 14, 2010, 03:33:58 PM
My Dad could clear a room...even the dogs.  They were barking spiders, tree frogs,  and his infamous "silent but deadly".  Ah good times.... :) :) :)

You forgot the Quarterback One Cheek Sneak, and Where's-the-Restroom-and-do-you-have-ROLL-towels?

ROTFLMAF

and this is political how.... lol

Quote from: walkstall on November 14, 2010, 04:10:44 PM
ROTFLMAF

and this is political how.... lol

Co2, it's a pollutant, ya know? ;D