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General Category => Political Discussion and Debate => Topic started by: a777pilot on November 19, 2012, 08:20:02 AM

Title: 2013 Social Security Stimulus
Post by: a777pilot on November 19, 2012, 08:20:02 AM
Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2013 Social Security
Stimulus Package.



It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two discount coupons to
KFC, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a machine
to blow smoke up my *#*#, and a 'Blame it on Bush' poster for the
front yard. The directions were in Spanish.



Yours should arrive soon. ♥


....on second thought, it's not very funny at all.
Title: Re: 2013 Social Security Stimulus
Post by: Solar on November 19, 2012, 09:11:14 AM
Quote from: a777pilot on November 19, 2012, 08:20:02 AM
Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2013 Social Security
Stimulus Package.



It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two discount coupons to
KFC, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a machine
to blow smoke up my *#*#, and a 'Blame it on Bush' poster for the
front yard. The directions were in Spanish.



Yours should arrive soon. ♥


....on second thought, it's not very funny at all.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
OK, I know it's not true, the left would never give you seeds and expect you to become independent and self sufficient.
Title: Re: 2013 Social Security Stimulus
Post by: walkstall on November 19, 2012, 09:23:00 AM
Quote from: Solar on November 19, 2012, 09:11:14 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
OK, I know it's not true, the left would never give you seeds and expect you to become independent and self sufficient.

I will be looking for an IOU in the mail soon.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: 2013 Social Security Stimulus
Post by: keyboarder on May 27, 2013, 08:15:39 PM
Quote from: Solar on November 19, 2012, 09:11:14 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
OK, I know it's not true, the left would never give you seeds and expect you to become independent and self sufficient.

Actually, the left would make every exception-might send you a box full of seeds if they knew or thought you might suffer from irritated bowel syndrome.    :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: 2013 Social Security Stimulus
Post by: simpsonofpg on May 28, 2013, 03:31:24 PM
I am hoping for seed for mary jane so I can plant a cash crop.