TX law to outlaw masturbation

[quiller]

A Texas lawmaker decided state law leans too heavily against women and has introduced a bill that would fine men for masturbating and also require an unnecessary rectal exam in order to acquire Viagra.

Farrar's bill penalizes masturbatory emissions outside a vagina or a medical facility, describing them as "an act against an unborn child" that fails to preserve "the sanctity of life."

Fines collected under the measure would be funneled to the Department of Family and Protective Services for the care of children.

The lawmaker proposes that the state keep a registry of private hospitals and organizations that counsel men to stay "fully abstinent," offer physicians to supervise masturbation and store semen for future conception.   

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/texas-legislature/2017/03/12/texas-men-face-fine-masturbating-need-rectal-exam-viagra-proposed-law

First off, you can't say you're in favor of diverting fines to care for children, while simultaneously demanding the right to abort a child. The hypocrisy is simply too much.

Second: the part in red. Offer physicians? From what, some sort of duty roster, or on-call list? Who drives where to be supervised? How much mileage will be reimbursed? Is there a meal voucher for longer journeys?

[supsalemgr]

A Texas lawmaker decided state law leans too heavily against women and has introduced a bill that would fine men for masturbating and also require an unnecessary rectal exam in order to acquire Viagra.

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/texas-legislature/2017/03/12/texas-men-face-fine-masturbating-need-rectal-exam-viagra-proposed-law

First off, you can't say you're in favor of diverting fines to care for children, while simultaneously demanding the right to abort a child. The hypocrisy is simply too much.

Second: the part in red. Offer physicians? From what, some sort of duty roster, or on-call list? Who drives where to be supervised? How much mileage will be reimbursed? Is there a meal voucher for longer journeys?

She is a democrat lawmaker from Houston. Need we say more?

[Solar]

Abortion is considered health care? Since when is the termination of life considered caring?

"Farrar's proposed legislation, filed last week, calls on the Department of State Health Services to explain the rules in an illustrated booklet titled "A Man's Right to Know."
Sound familiar? The Houston Democrat's bill is a satirical version of a Texas law passed in 2011 that requires women to have a sonogram and hear a detailed description of the fetus before getting an abortion. Those rules are outlined in a booklet produced by the state called "A Woman's Right to Know."
"A lot of people find the bill funny," Farrar told the Houston Chronicle. "What's not funny are the obstacles that Texas women face every day, that were placed there by legislatures making it very difficult for them to access health care."

There it is folks, the left sees the willful killing of a child as "health care".

[tac]

Anyone in the state legislature that votes to pass this law is an idiot. 

[Ghoulardi]

Anyone in the state legislature that votes to pass this law is an idiot. 

Anybody who invests in palm razor futures is a genius.

[je_freedom]

A Texas lawmaker decided state law leans too heavily against women and has introduced a bill that would fine men for masturbating and also require an unnecessary rectal exam in order to acquire Viagra.

Don't mess with yourself in Texas!

The don't do it alone star state!

[Bronx]

I wonder what the Eye Doctors Union of Texas has to say about this outlaw of masturbation....?

[Solar]

Thirteen year old boys are panicking all over Texas today.

[redbeard]

She is a democrat lawmaker from Houston. Need we say more?

Dems want to tax everything! Now Masturbation? Someone like Captain Obvious on the kids site would go broke in a week!!

[walkstall]

Dems want to tax everything! Now Masturbation? Someone like Captain Obvious on the kids site would go broke in a week!!

[Darius03]

If Texas is going to outlaw masturbation, then why not outlaw homosexual sex activity, too, that results in orgasms?

[walkstall]

Good first post and question!   

[quiller]

If Texas is going to outlaw masturbation, then why not outlaw homosexual sex activity, too, that results in orgasms?

You presume so much from so many MALE Texas legislators. I have been to Texas. They still have real men there. And as the old ballad goes, "They Can't Take That Away from Me."

The bill is as likely to pass as Saturn exploding (at precisely 2302 hours GMT on Saturday).

[The Boo Man...]

I would love for this politician to explain how this would be enforced.

[zewazir]

I would love for this politician to explain how this would be enforced.

This is coming from a typical man-hating prog bitch. They do not think, they just emote their hate in any and all directions.