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Title: TX law to outlaw masturbation
Post by: quiller on March 14, 2017, 02:59:08 AM
A Texas lawmaker decided state law leans too heavily against women and has introduced a bill that would fine men for masturbating and also require an unnecessary rectal exam in order to acquire Viagra.

QuoteFarrar's bill penalizes masturbatory emissions outside a vagina or a medical facility, describing them as "an act against an unborn child" that fails to preserve "the sanctity of life."

Fines collected under the measure would be funneled to the Department of Family and Protective Services for the care of children.

The lawmaker proposes that the state keep a registry of private hospitals and organizations that counsel men to stay "fully abstinent," offer physicians to supervise masturbation and store semen for future conception.   

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/texas-legislature/2017/03/12/texas-men-face-fine-masturbating-need-rectal-exam-viagra-proposed-law

First off, you can't say you're in favor of diverting fines to care for children, while simultaneously demanding the right to abort a child. The hypocrisy is simply too much.

Second: the part in red. Offer physicians? From what, some sort of duty roster, or on-call list? Who drives where to be supervised? How much mileage will be reimbursed? Is there a meal voucher for longer journeys?
Title: Re: TX law to outlaw masturbation
Post by: supsalemgr on March 14, 2017, 04:51:53 AM
Quote from: quiller on March 14, 2017, 02:59:08 AM
A Texas lawmaker decided state law leans too heavily against women and has introduced a bill that would fine men for masturbating and also require an unnecessary rectal exam in order to acquire Viagra.

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/texas-legislature/2017/03/12/texas-men-face-fine-masturbating-need-rectal-exam-viagra-proposed-law

First off, you can't say you're in favor of diverting fines to care for children, while simultaneously demanding the right to abort a child. The hypocrisy is simply too much.

Second: the part in red. Offer physicians? From what, some sort of duty roster, or on-call list? Who drives where to be supervised? How much mileage will be reimbursed? Is there a meal voucher for longer journeys?

She is a democrat lawmaker from Houston. Need we say more?
Title: Re: TX law to outlaw masturbation
Post by: Solar on March 14, 2017, 05:40:46 AM
Abortion is considered health care? Since when is the termination of life considered caring?

"Farrar's proposed legislation, filed last week, calls on the Department of State Health Services to explain the rules in an illustrated booklet titled "A Man's Right to Know."
Sound familiar? The Houston Democrat's bill is a satirical version of a Texas law passed in 2011 that requires women to have a sonogram and hear a detailed description of the fetus before getting an abortion. Those rules are outlined in a booklet produced by the state called "A Woman's Right to Know."
"A lot of people find the bill funny," Farrar told the Houston Chronicle. "What's not funny are the obstacles that Texas women face every day, that were placed there by legislatures making it very difficult for them to access health care."

There it is folks, the left sees the willful killing of a child as "health care".
Title: Re: TX law to outlaw masturbation
Post by: tac on March 14, 2017, 06:15:56 AM
Anyone in the state legislature that votes to pass this law is an idiot.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: TX law to outlaw masturbation
Post by: Ghoulardi on March 14, 2017, 08:13:38 AM
Quote from: tac on March 14, 2017, 06:15:56 AM
Anyone in the state legislature that votes to pass this law is an idiot.  :rolleyes:

Anybody who invests in palm razor futures is a genius.
Title: Re: TX law to outlaw masturbation
Post by: je_freedom on March 14, 2017, 09:12:31 AM
Quote from: quiller on March 14, 2017, 02:59:08 AM
A Texas lawmaker decided state law leans too heavily against women and has introduced a bill that would fine men for masturbating and also require an unnecessary rectal exam in order to acquire Viagra.

Don't mess with yourself in Texas!

The don't do it alone star state!
Title: Re: TX law to outlaw masturbation
Post by: Bronx on March 14, 2017, 01:22:00 PM
I wonder what the Eye Doctors Union of Texas has to say about this outlaw of masturbation....?
Title: Re: TX law to outlaw masturbation
Post by: Solar on March 14, 2017, 01:34:27 PM
Thirteen year old boys are panicking all over Texas today.
Title: Re: TX law to outlaw masturbation
Post by: redbeard on March 14, 2017, 01:51:46 PM
Quote from: supsalemgr on March 14, 2017, 04:51:53 AM
She is a democrat lawmaker from Houston. Need we say more?
Dems want to tax everything! Now Masturbation? Someone like Captain Obvious on the kids site would go broke in a week!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: TX law to outlaw masturbation
Post by: walkstall on March 14, 2017, 03:22:04 PM
Quote from: redbeard on March 14, 2017, 01:51:46 PM
Dems want to tax everything! Now Masturbation? Someone like Captain Obvious on the kids site would go broke in a week!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Title: Re: TX law to outlaw masturbation
Post by: Darius03 on March 16, 2017, 11:17:40 AM
If Texas is going to outlaw masturbation, then why not outlaw homosexual sex activity, too, that results in orgasms?
Title: Re: TX law to outlaw masturbation
Post by: walkstall on March 16, 2017, 12:33:18 PM
Good first post and question!    :thumbsup:
Title: Re: TX law to outlaw masturbation
Post by: quiller on March 16, 2017, 01:02:46 PM
Quote from: Darius03 on March 16, 2017, 11:17:40 AM
If Texas is going to outlaw masturbation, then why not outlaw homosexual sex activity, too, that results in orgasms?

You presume so much from so many MALE Texas legislators. I have been to Texas. They still have real men there. And as the old ballad goes, "They Can't Take That Away from Me."

The bill is as likely to pass as Saturn exploding (at precisely 2302 hours GMT on Saturday).
Title: Re: TX law to outlaw masturbation
Post by: Cryptic Bert on March 16, 2017, 07:24:16 PM
I would love for this politician to explain how this would be enforced.
Title: Re: TX law to outlaw masturbation
Post by: zewazir on March 16, 2017, 07:37:44 PM
Quote from: The Boo Man... on March 16, 2017, 07:24:16 PM
I would love for this politician to explain how this would be enforced.
This is coming from a typical man-hating prog bitch. They do not think, they just emote their hate in any and all directions.
Title: Re: TX law to outlaw masturbation
Post by: walkstall on March 16, 2017, 07:57:08 PM
Quote from: zewazir on March 16, 2017, 07:37:44 PM
This is coming from a typical man-hating prog bitch. They do not think, they just emote their hate in any and all directions.

Hmm... Is she saying she not getting enough.  :ohmy:
Title: Re: TX law to outlaw masturbation
Post by: quiller on March 17, 2017, 04:43:56 AM
Quote from: walkstall on March 16, 2017, 07:57:08 PM
Hmm... Is she saying she not getting enough.  :ohmy:

Celibacy isn't that bad. Definitely better than propagating her species.
Title: Re: TX law to outlaw masturbation
Post by: Solar on March 17, 2017, 07:34:56 AM
Quote from: quiller on March 17, 2017, 04:43:56 AM
Celibacy isn't that bad. Definitely better than propagating her species.
I doubt hers was voluntary. :biggrin:
Title: Re: TX law to outlaw masturbation
Post by: quiller on March 17, 2017, 08:18:03 AM
Quote from: Solar on March 17, 2017, 07:34:56 AM
I doubt hers was voluntary. :biggrin:

Her official photo....

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f4/State_Representative_Jessica_Farrar.JPG)
Title: Re: TX law to outlaw masturbation
Post by: Solar on March 17, 2017, 09:13:20 AM
Quote from: quiller on March 17, 2017, 08:18:03 AM
Her official photo....

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f4/State_Representative_Jessica_Farrar.JPG)
Now we know it wasn't self imposed celibacy. She was cursed from birth.
Title: Re: TX law to outlaw masturbation
Post by: je_freedom on March 17, 2017, 03:23:18 PM
Quote from: supsalemgr on March 14, 2017, 04:51:53 AM
She is a democrat lawmaker from Houston. Need we say more?

That actually surprises me.  Her proposed law
sounds like something a religious extremist would propose.

Democrats tend to make proposals like the one
Bill Clinton's  Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders made -
that masturbation should be taught in school!

Jay Leno joked about that one, saying,
"We're going to have parents saying,
'Johnny!  Stop doing your homework!' "
Title: Re: TX law to outlaw masturbation
Post by: Solar on March 17, 2017, 03:39:09 PM
Quote from: je_freedom on March 17, 2017, 03:23:18 PM
Her proposed law sounds like something a religious extremist would propose.

That's what liberalism is, extreme religious belief.