The Teeman's guide to a Conservative victory

[Cryptic Bert]

1) Have a meeting
2) Don't run on taxes or big government
3) Maybe form a third party. Maybe not
4) Condescend to the max
5) Repeat

[supsalemgr]

1) Have a meeting
2) Don't run on taxes or big government
3) Maybe form a third party. Maybe not
4) Condescend to the max
5) Repeat

Not worth our time.

[taxed]

1) Have a meeting
2) Don't run on taxes or big government
3) Maybe form a third party. Maybe not
4) Condescend to the max
5) Repeat

Why didn't I think of that?

[Solar]

1) Have a meeting
2) Don't run on taxes or big government
3) Maybe form a third party. Maybe not
4) Condescend to the max
5) Repeat

I love it when these idiot libs try and help us win elections.