Simple differences between left and right

[Solar]

[Sick Of Silence]

It's an extension of the "two-way guide to media perception".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0-q8qX8rIc

If you have spent time in Washington:
Conservative – You are part of the problem
Liberal – You have experience

If you don't have time in Washington:
Conservative – You have no experience
Liberal – You represent change

If you have wealth:
Conservative – You are greedy and a cheat who had advantages in life
Liberal – You are successful and your life is an inspiration

If you don't have wealth:
Conservative – You are low class
Liberal – You are disadvantaged

If you went to college:
Conservative – Your academic pedigree is scrutinized
Liberal – Your degree speaks for itself

If you didn't go to college:
Conservative – You are uneducated
Liberal – You are an artist/activist

If you own a business:
Conservative – You are a profiteer
Liberal – You provide jobs to the community

If you are working class:
Conservative – You are just a (insert title of trade)
Liberal – You are a proletariat who finds strength in numbers

If you believe in the wisdom of the Constitution:
Conservative – You are narrow-minded
Liberal – You are a civil libertarian

If you believe in individual freedom:
Conservative – You have made peace with inequality
Liberal – You are for choice

If you take to the streets to voice your opinion:
Conservative – You are a thug
Liberal – You are a demonstrator

If you are religious:
Conservative – You are a fundamentalist
Liberal – You are spiritual

If you are serving in the military:
Conservative – You are a mindless killer
Liberal – You wear the uniform of your country

If you are popular:
Conservative – You have blind sheep followers
Liberal – You are leading a movement

If you are attractive:
Conservative – You are shallow and empty
Liberal – You are stunning and a trendsetter

If you are un-attractive:
Conservative – You are just ugly
Liberal – You are too intellectual to be concerned with your appearance

If you enjoy an outdoor lifestyle:
Conservative – You are a hick
Liberal – You are earthy