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It's an extension of the "two-way guide to media perception".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0-q8qX8rIc
QuoteIf you have spent time in Washington:
Conservative – You are part of the problem
Liberal – You have experience
If you don't have time in Washington:
Conservative – You have no experience
Liberal – You represent change
If you have wealth:
Conservative – You are greedy and a cheat who had advantages in life
Liberal – You are successful and your life is an inspiration
If you don't have wealth:
Conservative – You are low class
Liberal – You are disadvantaged
If you went to college:
Conservative – Your academic pedigree is scrutinized
Liberal – Your degree speaks for itself
If you didn't go to college:
Conservative – You are uneducated
Liberal – You are an artist/activist
If you own a business:
Conservative – You are a profiteer
Liberal – You provide jobs to the community
If you are working class:
Conservative – You are just a (insert title of trade)
Liberal – You are a proletariat who finds strength in numbers
If you believe in the wisdom of the Constitution:
Conservative – You are narrow-minded
Liberal – You are a civil libertarian
If you believe in individual freedom:
Conservative – You have made peace with inequality
Liberal – You are for choice
If you take to the streets to voice your opinion:
Conservative – You are a thug
Liberal – You are a demonstrator
If you are religious:
Conservative – You are a fundamentalist
Liberal – You are spiritual
If you are serving in the military:
Conservative – You are a mindless killer
Liberal – You wear the uniform of your country
If you are popular:
Conservative – You have blind sheep followers
Liberal – You are leading a movement
If you are attractive:
Conservative – You are shallow and empty
Liberal – You are stunning and a trendsetter
If you are un-attractive:
Conservative – You are just ugly
Liberal – You are too intellectual to be concerned with your appearance
If you enjoy an outdoor lifestyle:
Conservative – You are a hick
Liberal – You are earthy