Author Topic: Sharia Compliant Shampoo Commercial  (Read 670 times)


Offline The Boo Man...

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Re: Sharia Compliant Shampoo Commercial
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2017, 02:01:56 AM »
Interesting. They turned a shampoo commercial into a laundry detergent commercial.
I didn't know Sharia translated into English was "totally f**king moronic". This is on par with a car company doing a car commercial where everyone is on the bus. There is a reason why they are stuck in the 10th century. This is it.


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Re: Sharia Compliant Shampoo Commercial
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2017, 05:12:35 AM »
Interesting. They turned a shampoo commercial into a laundry detergent commercial.
I didn't know Sharia translated into English was "totally f**king moronic". This is on par with a car company doing a car commercial where everyone is on the bus. There is a reason why they are stuck in the 10th century. This is it.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
It's akin to wearing deodorant on the outside of your shirt, though possibly somewhat more effective.
I'd love to see the sharia version of a tampon commercial. :lol:
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Re: Sharia Compliant Shampoo Commercial
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2017, 05:28:22 AM »
:lol: :lol: :lol:
It's akin to wearing deodorant on the outside of your shirt, though possibly somewhat more effective.
I'd love to see the sharia version of a tampon commercial. :lol:

It's sharia-compliant, and mutilated before effective use.

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Re: Sharia Compliant Shampoo Commercial
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2017, 07:32:28 PM »
I didn't know Sharia translated into English was "totally f**king moronic". This is on par with a car company doing a car commercial where everyone is on the bus. There is a reason why they are stuck in the 10th century. This is it.

I knew an enlisted military guy whose previous assignment was in Turkey.
He told about some Turks whose job it was to maintain utility lines on poles,
so they built a tower out of 2x4s on the bed of a pickup truck.

The Turk climbed to the top of the tower and did his job on one pole.
Then they left to go to the next location.
The guy stayed on top of the tower for the ride.

Of course the tower tipped over when the truck went around a corner.
The guy fell 20 feet and had to be taken to the hospital.
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