Hey kids, remember Bernie wants to give you a free college education. He's also gonna give you a free Sunday Paper!
QuoteIn perhaps the funniest and most fitting news of the year, WMAL radio host Chris Plante told his audience of a story he heard from friends about the elderly senator. A man living next to Sanders apparently called the Post to complain that he was hardly ever receiving his subscription. After an investigation into the matter, the paying customer realized that it was his neighbor, Senator Sanders, who was stealing the paper right from under his nose.
http://www.dailywire.com/news/18941/true-socialist-apparently-bernie-sanders-stealing-amanda-prestigiacomo?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_content=051717-news&utm_campaign=dwtwitter
Lock the SOB up while we still have a Constitution. It might sound funny now, an old fart stealing his neighbor's paper, but Bernie's just living the Communist Life, one newspaper at a time.
Hey kids, remember Bernie wants to give you a free college education. He's also gonna give you a free Sunday Paper!
Bernie is a class act - no class that is. :lol:
He'd rather steal the Wall Street Urinal than buy one. :laugh:
Quote from: Solar on July 25, 2017, 08:39:00 AM
He'd rather steal the Wall Street Urinal than buy one. :laugh:
Lemme see...
a. Bernie Sanders needs paper for his bird cage, WSJ fits the bill perfectly, lots of "intellectual white-space" will hide the bird droppings.
b. Socialist/Elitist at heart, his neighbor "owes him" for his sacrifices to humanity... he's "entitled" to it.
c. It's a Capitolist rag, and needs to be rounded up and burned - Bernie is just doing his part as a National Socialist (NAZI for short).
d. He's been working overtime to get MSM coverage, and just has to check if his mindless rants get Front Page treatment.
e. Been sleeping in, missing the MSM talking points, what better source than the WSJ....?
f. He's just a cheap SOB.
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Marxists never disappoint...
Normally I would question if this is true but with Bernie I believe it.
If Bernie was my neighbor and doing this to me, I'd stake out the paper and when he bent over to steal it shoot him dead square in the ass with a paint ball gun with brown pellets so it looked liked he pooped his pants.....of course he probably poops his pants regularly so maybe it wouldn't make a difference.
Quote from: Billy's bayonet on July 26, 2017, 09:45:50 AM
If Bernie was my neighbor and doing this to me, I'd stake out the paper and when he bent over to steal it shoot him dead square in the ass with a paint ball gun with brown pellets so it looked liked he pooped his pants.....of course he probably poops his pants regularly so maybe it wouldn't make a difference.
That Depends
TMOK, I'm going....
Quote from: Solar on July 26, 2017, 07:08:38 PM
That DependsTM
OK, I'm going....
OUCH THAT'S GOTTA HURT
Quote from: Solar on July 26, 2017, 07:08:38 PM
That DependsTM
OK, I'm going....
SPEW ALERT!!!!!
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Quote from: Billy's bayonet on July 26, 2017, 09:45:50 AM
If Bernie was my neighbor and doing this to me, I'd stake out the paper and when he bent over to steal it shoot him dead square in the ass with a paint ball gun with brown pellets so it looked liked he pooped his pants.....of course he probably poops his pants regularly so maybe it wouldn't make a difference.
It's the smell of OWS...
Quote from: The Boo Man... on July 26, 2017, 07:20:17 PM
OUCH THAT'S GOTTA HURT
Only if you remember to freeze the paint balls first.