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A bone-chilling digital howl rippled across the Internet as the powder-faced Gargantua calling itself Lynn Yaeger lurched over to the keyboard to unleash hellfire on the First Lady.

“Oh, Melania,” Lynn Yaeger curdled. “In the words of the late, great Lou Reed, you ‘couldn’t hit it sideways,'” after accusing the White House of failing to “understand optics.”

The brute in a red wig-like cap, black lipstick, and frayed, tattered rags seized on footage of the graceful First Lady as she boarded Air Force One for a visit to flood-ravaged Texas.

“This morning, Mrs. Trump boarded Air Force One wearing a pair of towering pointy-toed snakeskin heels better suited to a shopping afternoon on Madison Avenue or a girls’ luncheon at La Grenouille,” Lynn Yaeger–who hails from a beneath-the-floorboards, cannibalistic tribe of journalists known as Contributing Fashion Editors at Vogue– howled.

In her article Lynn Yaeger remained untethered when told by a spokesperson that Lady Melania had a change of shoes awaiting her on the plane. When Mrs. Trump did de-plane in Texas she was photographed wearing sensible sneakers.

“But what kind of message does a fly-in visit from a First Lady in sky-high stilettos send to those suffering the enormous hardship, the devastation of this natural disaster?” the beast grumbled, leaving many to suspect had she not been turned down at the high school prom by the hideous fish-God Dagon her career might have turned out different.



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https://milo.yiannopoulos.net/2017/08/meet-the-vogue-writer-who-criticized-flotuss-shoes-warning-graphic/
I saw the warning but looked anyway. Wont be able to sleep for days now until the shock of seeing that wears off.

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No doubt it was a costume party, there wasn't much else she could do to improve on her looks anyway.
So why not dress in the costume that makes you "Feel" most comfortable, minus the NAZI uniform, did she have to choose Hitler's twin sister? A Socialist Fascist?
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She looks like something from a Tim Burton film.

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This troll is just jealous because her fat ankles won't allow her to wear heels....or shoes without velcro.

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She looks like something from a Tim Burton film.
LOL... exactly what I was thinking, Beetlejuice or any of  them, couldn't think of the guy who produces all that stupid crap.   Maybe she was auditioning for the "Bride of Penguin?"

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All in all I think 'Ms. Vogue' looks likes she's deranged and has some serious mental issues.
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All in all I think 'Ms. Vogue' looks likes she's deranged and has some serious mental issues.

I take it you don't like the way she dresses.  My wife get upset with me when I :lol: at them. 

I am a jeans and t shirt person 95% of the time.  My youngest daughter will take my old jeans home to Seattle and sale them on Craigslist for three time what I pay for them new.  It just cracks me up. 
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LOL... exactly what I was thinking, Beetlejuice or any of  them, couldn't think of the guy who produces all that stupid crap.   Maybe she was auditioning for the "Bride of Penguin?"



LOL

That is who she reminded me of. The Penguin.

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Re: Meet the ‘Vogue’ Writer Who Criticized FLOTUS’s Shoes [WARNING-GRAPHIC]
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2017, 05:08:42 AM »
LOL

That is who she reminded me of. The Penguin.

Did we unwittingly give Tim Burton another lame idea ... for a movie?

If so, here's one for the Theaters, include a "barf bag" with every Tim Burton movie ticket.
How about Blinders and Ear Plugs?
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Re: Meet the ‘Vogue’ Writer Who Criticized FLOTUS’s Shoes [WARNING-GRAPHIC]
« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2017, 06:30:03 PM »
Did we unwittingly give Tim Burton another lame idea ... for a movie?

If so, here's one for the Theaters, include a "barf bag" with every Tim Burton movie ticket.
How about Blinders and Ear Plugs?

She could be the villain in the next Batman movie. Her name could be "Poison Pen".

 

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