Happy Halloween

Started by Bronx, November 01, 2019, 07:02:37 AM

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Bronx

November 01, 2019, 07:02:37 AM
Oh hell I know I'm a day late but with the news being so slow..... :lol: I said what the heck.



People sleep peacefully at night because there are a few tough men prepared to do violence on their behalf.

A foolish man complains about his torn pockets.

A wise man uses it to scratch his balls.

Sick Of Silence

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November 01, 2019, 09:39:40 AM
The other day, I saw this big ole woman dressed as snow white.

She looked like she ate the seven dwarfs!

:scared:
With all these lawyers with cameras on the street i'm shocked we have so much crime in the world.

There is constitutional law and there is law and order. This challenge to law and order is always the start to loosing our constitutional rights.

Frauditors are a waste of life.

Rotwang

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November 01, 2019, 05:33:36 PM
Quote from: Bronx on November 01, 2019, 07:02:37 AM
Oh hell I know I'm a day late but with the news being so slow..... :lol: I said what the heck.





In past years I had a big bowl and let them choose.

No More.

Now I just toss a random piece in.

Over 250 kids and no complaints. Not one.

I sat on the end of my driveway with my wife, with glasses of wine. It was windy so I had to take down all my airblowns. But it was 60 degrees, so that was nice.

I like to compliment the costumed. I even offer candy to the parents - they never ask but I give.

My favorite Trick-or-Treater was dressed as the Harry Potter Heroine HERMOINE GRAINGER. The poor young lady responded with tears. She revealed that all evening people were calling her Harry Potter, the male hero. She was so happy; I was proud.

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