Getting High Qualifies as experience for a degree

Started by Solar, May 07, 2017, 06:05:19 PM

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In Aviation. I kid you not.

QuoteTrayvon Martin to receive degree posthumously

MIAMI GARDENS, Fla. — A university will award Trayvon Martin a posthumous Bachelor of Science Degree in aviation

The university's statement says it will honor the steps Martin, who was 17 when he died in 2012,

Like I said, getting high qualifies as experience.

http://nypost.com/2017/05/05/trayvon-martin-to-receive-degree-posthumously/
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Quote from: Solar on May 07, 2017, 06:05:19 PM
In Aviation. I kid you not.

Like I said, getting high qualifies as experience.

http://nypost.com/2017/05/05/trayvon-martin-to-receive-degree-posthumously/

There must be one hell a lot of people, that work there ass off for a Bachelor of Science Degree in aviation.  That is now pissed off.   Why don't they just give his the nobel peace prize. 
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Quote from: walkstall on May 07, 2017, 06:31:53 PM
There must be one hell a lot of people, that work there ass off for a Bachelor of Science Degree in aviation.  That is now pissed off.   Why don't they just give his the nobel peace prize.

Barak Obama got his Nobel Peace Prize - before he started bending over, before he did anything.. other than hang with the "Choom Gang, smokin' weed"  - it had to be for smokin' weed.   :ttoung:
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I don;t get it....why Aviation?   Do you mug and assault people if your flying an Airplane....judging from the recent incidents kicking people off flights maybe so.
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Quote from: Billy's bayonet on May 07, 2017, 07:28:23 PM
I don;t get it....why Aviation?   Do you mug and assault people if your flying an Airplane....judging from the recent incidents kicking people off flights maybe so.

It's the best avenue to get him to Heaven.
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Quote from: Bronx on May 08, 2017, 06:52:12 AM
It's the best avenue to get him to Heaven.
Flying is as close as he ever got. :biggrin:
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Quote from: walkstall on May 07, 2017, 06:31:53 PM
There must be one hell a lot of people, that work there ass off for a Bachelor of Science Degree in aviation.  That is now pissed off.   Why don't they just give his the nobel peace prize.
What, they couldn't find a college willing to give him a rocket science degree?
Yeah, if I had spent 5 years going to school for this degree, I'd be beyond pissed!
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... in the back of my mind, "...Dang!  You earned your Master's Degree several times over, man!  And before you were legal age to drive!"

I guess that makes ANY degree, diploma, clean room award - worthless parchment from that university.
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Quote from: Billy's bayonet on May 07, 2017, 07:28:23 PM
I don;t get it....why Aviation?   Do you mug and assault people if your flying an Airplane....judging from the recent incidents kicking people off flights maybe so.

Maybe whoever handed it out wanted the public to know they even had an aviation degree program. Not like Martin would ever crash a plane or drag passengers off of one.

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Quote from: Solar on May 08, 2017, 04:42:22 PM
What, they couldn't find a college willing to give him a rocket science degree?
Yeah, if I had spent 5 years going to school for this degree, I'd be beyond pissed!

Doctorates in religion are available, last I checked for about $200, if you ever want to start your own church and marry people. Spend that 5 years running a roadside chapel. Dress up as Elvis. Go Vegas. Hunka-hunka-burnin'-WHAT?

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Found today on the net.

Maybe they SHOULD legalize drugs, but only for old people.

We're bored and everything hurts.

Solar

Quote from: quiller on May 10, 2017, 07:25:30 AM
Found today on the net.

Maybe they SHOULD legalize drugs, but only for old people.

We're bored and everything hurts.
Cool, then I could get a degree in psychology and nuclear physics, posthumously, of course.
Ya know, in fact, I want to be known as the first man to fold space and time. Why not, if a thug can get a degree for getting high, I want, no, I Demand history recognize me for my future achievements!
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Quote from: Solar on May 10, 2017, 07:41:12 AM
Cool, then I could get a degree in psychology and nuclear physics, posthumously, of course.
Ya know, in fact, I want to be known as the first man to fold space and time. Why not, if a thug can get a degree for getting high, I want, no, I Demand history recognize me for my future achievements!

What, no booze, broads and fast aw-toe-mow-beels to help pass the time between your string of innovations?

walkstall

Quote from: quiller on May 10, 2017, 07:25:30 AM
Found today on the net.

Maybe they SHOULD legalize drugs, but only for old people.

We're bored and everything hurts.

LOL not bored but when turning 75 some one through a switch and I started finding spots I did not know I had.  Now that I am older my fingers have started locking up if I lift something over 50lbs.  The Doc. said at your age stop lifting things over 25lbs. your getting old.   :biggrin:
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Quote from: walkstall on May 10, 2017, 08:29:47 AM
LOL not bored but when turning 75 some one through a switch and I started finding spots I did not know I had.  Now that I am older my fingers have started locking up if I lift something over 50lbs.  The Doc. said at your age stop lifting things over 25lbs. your getting old.   :biggrin:

My connections corroded some time ago. I type enough (and own a possessive house cat) so my fingers do get exercised. Now to work on the shoulders, elbows, hip and knee joints.