Getting High Qualifies as experience for a degree

[Hoofer]

Geeeze.... I ought to get a degree for sitting Indian-style for 15 minutes today on a hard floor - it was the only way I could manage to insert a fully loaded, 35lb card into a piece of transport gear.   By the time I got it seated, I could barely stand up!

And then I read today, Ibuprofen dramatically increases your risk of Stroke and Heart Attack.... _{they want us to die, don't they!}