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[Solar]

Yeah, I know, too easy.
But Cruz is thinking?

[walkstall]

Yeah, I know, too easy.
But Cruz is thinking?

Cruz is thinking...
Your a what?  Trump you became a politician in 1987 when you considers running for president as a Dem.  That did not work so you considers a run for president in 2000, enters the presidential race as a Reform Party candidate.

NOW you call yourself a Republican, don't make me 

[walkstall]

Yeah, I know, too easy.
But Cruz is thinking?

My short version...
who the liar now Trump?

[Solar]

Yeah, I know, too easy.
But Cruz is thinking?

Trup: Hey Teddy, pull my finger...

Cruz: What are you. all of 7 years old? Oh wait, judging by the length of that finger, 6 maybe?

[Bronx]

Yeah, I know, too easy.
But Cruz is thinking?

Your shitting right.

[Billy's bayonet]

I should backhand this idiot right across the yap and knock that orange wig all the way into New Jersey

[quiller]

I should backhand this idiot right across the yap and knock that orange wig all the way into New Jersey

Da winnner! 

[Billy's bayonet]

Thanks Quill but I could have done better, as a matter of fact let me try.

Imagine Trump is a drunk in a bar hassling a 5th degree black belt....he has no idea what is about to happen as Ted balls that fist....something like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GRATs8h-bI

Second place runner up.

Look at that signet ring on Ted's hand, he is within perfect striking distance as Trump is exposed and off balance. Remember the old Phantom cartoon's? He'd punch a bad guy and leave a mark on him with that skull ring....the same thing is about to happen to "the Don" he'll wear the mark of shame of The Cruz signet ring any second.

[Ghoulardi]

Yeah, I know, too easy.
But Cruz is thinking?

He wants me to pull his finger?

[Cryptic Bert]

Stop pointing at my nipples.