Author Topic: Intercepted Letters From Screwtape (don't ask how I got them)  (Read 1050 times)

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To my loyal subjects in the Main Stream Media,

   First, I want to thank you for your loyalty to your part in The Plan to usher in chaos to the "United" States and undermine its "sacred" institutions of "brotherhood" (Ugh) and "harmony" (get real) and "prosperity for all" and other silly notions.  As you know I do not have enough workers to manage everyone so I am counting on you to herd the majority under the control of a select few who will implement my vision for your country and bring about the utopia we all want.
   
   Over the next weeks and months I will be writing you and tell you how I want you to portray the various news events and situations in our favor.  I do not have to remind you what you know already and have pleased me well (except for the accursed Fox News, Breitbart and the like and especially that puke Rush Limbaugh!):  ANYthing that does not fit The Plan is irrelevant.  Ignore it and refocus immediately.  Don't worry about your "conscience" which is so overrated.  Over time it will grow ever more silent and you won't even hear it anymore.  Look at it as personal growth.  And always remember that HATE and conscience cannot coexist and HATE is the fuel you will need to fulfill your mission.  On that note I want to commend Rachel Maddow and encourage you all to use her as inspiration in your efforts.  I know HATE is hard to maintain because the Real Enemy is prowling about messing things up but remember that once your conscience is seared HATE gets easier and easier until it is effortless.  That is your goal.
   
   I will be in touch to keep you on track.  One final note:  DO NOT let these missives fall into the hands of the opposition or you'll screw everything up and that will PISS ME OFF!  Got it?
   
   Uncle Screwtape

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Re: Intercepted Letters From Screwtape (don't ask how I got them)
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2018, 08:45:14 AM »
Love it! Did you mean to post this in Religion?
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Re: Intercepted Letters From Screwtape (don't ask how I got them)
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2018, 08:53:32 AM »
I considered it under MSM but it's not a news event.  I also considered who would know who Screwtape was.  But I'm open to another idea if it can be changed.

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Re: Intercepted Letters From Screwtape (don't ask how I got them)
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2018, 08:56:17 AM »
I considered it under MSM but it's not a news event.  I also considered who would know who Screwtape was.  But I'm open to another idea if it can be changed.
Hell, Poli would be fine as long as it doesn't devolve into a religion pissing match.
Post it as you like. It fits just about anywhere, considering you just about covered all facets of life in general. :biggrin:
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Re: Intercepted Letters From Screwtape (don't ask how I got them)
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2018, 11:53:47 AM »
To my beloved CNN

   With great joy I read today: "The term 'embattled' has now been thrown around so often in news coverage of Trump Cabinet secretaries' assorted foibles, it's practically been fused to the front of some of their titles."  This is what I meant when I told you to create the narrative and then pretend it stands on its own as fact.  Did not my beloved son teach you, "If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed"?  Continue to attack this inconsequential Trump figure over and over enough to make him believe that HE is the reason it's happening.  Make HIM believe he is a moron and failure and has no business being in the White House, make him understand he is not welcome among you, my beloved elites.
   
   I want to alert you to a potential danger on the horizon.  The Real Enemy simply refuses to go away and has been inoculating way too many dunderheads against The Plan.  They will not listen and are beyond my power so under no circumstances are you to ever venture outside of your bubbles and TALK to them!  Do not ask what they think because you don't CARE what they think!  Remember always that The Plan is paramount.  TRUTH is an obstacle, just like this rag they call a "Constitution".  That reminds me:  This word "constitutional" still has power but it must be separated from the actual document.  Keep saying anything that doesn't fit The Plan is unconstitutional over and over and it will be quite persuasive with the ill-educated.  That reminds me again how grateful I am for the work of the vast majority of colleges today.  There are a few I detest but NONE more than this Hillsdale College.  These naive plebes actually take the "Constitution" seriously!  Don't go anywhere near them or anyone who has graduated from that dump because I am warning you:  THEY ARE DANGEROUS!  But I digress.  The danger is many are beginning to fear this Blue Wave won't materialize later this year and I want you to comfort them and say there will always be another victory on the horizon.  Remember success, like Truth, is relative.  Patient, practiced denial of reality does wonders for your complexion! and LOOKING good is all that matters.

 Affectionately,   
 Uncle Screwtape

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Re: Intercepted Letters From Screwtape (don't ask how I got them)
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2018, 12:23:04 PM »
A word of explanation:  These Screwtape letters are not meant to indicate that I believe that Satan is on the side of the Left and God is on the side of the Right.  As in earlier posts I am deeply troubled by the observation that things like hypocrisy have absolutely no affect on the Left.  As a Christian I know that Jesus said there is a special place prepared for hypocrites, and I understand it is an expression of lying.  There have always been hypocrites but why now so many and completely without shame or care?  And the only "narrative" that matters is the one God speaks.  He doesn't call it narrative, He calls it Truth.  When I read Paul's description of the godless of his time in such extreme terms I honestly thought he was exaggerating, but no longer.  Out of the anonymity of the Internet people are expressing their true nature and it is way too often perverse, esp regarding politics.  I know where this kind of HATE comes from, and it is all over the MSM.

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Re: Intercepted Letters From Screwtape (don't ask how I got them)
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2018, 08:20:56 PM »
I considered it under MSM but it's not a news event.  I also considered who would know who Screwtape was.  But I'm open to another idea if it can be changed.

OK, I bite.  I am one of the grossly uneducated that was never taught about "Screwtape". 

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Re: Intercepted Letters From Screwtape (don't ask how I got them)
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2018, 08:30:54 PM »
OK, I bite.  I am one of the grossly uneducated that was never taught about "Screwtape".

Screwtape appears as a fictional demon in the book The Screwtape Letters and in its sequel short story Screwtape Proposes a Toast, both written by the Christian author C. S. Lewis. Screwtape is also the title of the stage adaptation of the Letters by James Forsyth.
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