Man Has To Make Coffee, It's in the Bible

Started by Solar, December 15, 2013, 03:12:59 PM

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Solar

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.

The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'

Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'

Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me..'



So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages,

that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'
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Quote from: Solar on December 15, 2013, 03:12:59 PM
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages,

that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'

Ha, ha, and what happens if it is a gay marriage? :smile: That is why the Church forbids gay marriages.
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Solar

Quote from: milos on December 16, 2013, 07:31:34 AM
Ha, ha, and what happens if it is a gay marriage? :smile: That is why the Church forbids gay marriages.
LOL! Total conflict! :lol:
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