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General Category => Entertainment => Movies => Topic started by: Rotwang on August 09, 2017, 02:01:49 PM

Title: Star Wars: The Last Jedi: OH CRAP - Kylo Ren LIVES !
Post by: Rotwang on August 09, 2017, 02:01:49 PM
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As a long-time fan (I watched the ORIGINAL Star Wars First-Run in the Theatres way back then - over a DOZEN TIMES !!), I can safely state this effeminate Dick-Weed is the least welcome character since Jar Jar Binks.

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Kylo Ren's origin story is highly unlikely, his cowardly first-hand murders of Civilians (Vader never personally killed anyone but Soldiers), and his perverse worship of Grandpa's melted Helmet borders on the bizarre.

(https://heavyarmor.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/vader-old-choke.jpg)

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Think about it: Kylo Ren worships the guy who assassinated THE EMPEROR !

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I mean, what if President Ulysses S Grant had a right-hand man who openly maintained a SHRINE to John Wilkes Booth ?

I would think that would be awkward.

Well, we all knew the DARK WIMP would return; it's just more proof that Hollywood is totally out of ideas.