Author Topic: Star Wars: The Last Jedi: OH CRAP - Kylo Ren LIVES !  (Read 1407 times)

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Star Wars: The Last Jedi: OH CRAP - Kylo Ren LIVES !
« on: August 09, 2017, 02:01:49 PM » Daily Newsletter&utm_content=Link

As a long-time fan (I watched the ORIGINAL Star Wars First-Run in the Theatres way back then - over a DOZEN TIMES !!), I can safely state this effeminate Dick-Weed is the least welcome character since Jar Jar Binks.

Kylo Ren's origin story is highly unlikely, his cowardly first-hand murders of Civilians (Vader never personally killed anyone but Soldiers), and his perverse worship of Grandpa's melted Helmet borders on the bizarre.

Think about it: Kylo Ren worships the guy who assassinated THE EMPEROR !

I mean, what if President Ulysses S Grant had a right-hand man who openly maintained a SHRINE to John Wilkes Booth ?

I would think that would be awkward.

Well, we all knew the DARK WIMP would return; it's just more proof that Hollywood is totally out of ideas.


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