Quote from: Solar on April 11, 2021, 05:54:46 AM

And then, there's the slow learners.

Second time started with, "man, that was really funny... remember when you pissed on this electric fence. hahahah"
He replied something like, "I *wasn't* that bad, I was faking/acting.."
"Sure - let's see you do it again!" - the grass was wet with morning dew.

12 Joule "-SNAP-", and he was instantly on the ground, screaming! 

The *first* times started as, "I hear... *if* you pee on an electric fence, it'll run right up your piss stream and nail you through the pecker."
Answered by, "water doesn't conduct electricity, that's a lie."
"OK, I dare ya, prove it!"
"no, you do it, it's your theory!"
"OK, I double dog dare ya, you said it doesn't work, I dare ya to piss on it.  Are you *chicken* bawk-bawk-bawk"
Zzzziiiiippppp!  -SNAP-  "aieeeeeee!!!!  mommie!" 
raised his pitch a few octaves...

Quote from: Hoofer on April 11, 2021, 06:08:17 AM
Second time started with, "man, that was really funny... remember when you pissed on this electric fence. hahahah"
He replied something like, "I *wasn't* that bad, I was faking/acting.."
"Sure - let's see you do it again!" - the grass was wet with morning dew.

12 Joule "-SNAP-", and he was instantly on the ground, screaming! 

The *first* times started as, "I hear... *if* you pee on an electric fence, it'll run right up your piss stream and nail you through the pecker."
Answered by, "water doesn't conduct electricity, that's a lie."
"OK, I dare ya, prove it!"
"no, you do it, it's your theory!"
"OK, I double dog dare ya, you said it doesn't work, I dare ya to piss on it.  Are you *chicken* bawk-bawk-bawk"
Zzzziiiiippppp!  -SNAP-  "aieeeeeee!!!!  mommie!" 
raised his pitch a few octaves...

It's true, water is a poor conductor of electricity, it's the minerals that make it akin to a copper wire attached to your ass, nuts and teeth.

The more beer you drink the better.

Quote from: Solar on April 11, 2021, 07:44:26 AM

Now why did my doctor not tell me that.  He said stop drinking coffee if you need something hot, drink hot water.   Doctors are no fun.

Quote from: walkstall on April 11, 2021, 10:17:55 AM
Now why did my doctor not tell me that.  He said stop drinking coffee if you need something hot, drink hot water.   Doctors are no fun.

Well, vodka is liquid, and if you warm it?

Noooo..... really...?   If I had a TV, I probably would have made the connection!

Quote from: Hoofer on April 11, 2021, 11:32:17 AM
Noooo..... really...?   If I had a TV, I probably would have made the connection!