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Offline Shooterman

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You Know The Economy is Bad
« on: October 23, 2010, 04:10:37 PM »
The economy is so bad that . . .

I got a Pre-declined Credit Card in the mail;

I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?";

CEO's are now playing Miniature Golf;

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds", you call them and ask if they meant you or them;

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM;

McDonald's is selling the "1/4 Ouncer";

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their Nannies and learned their children's names;

A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico;

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting;

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore;

The Mafia is laying off Judges;

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally . . . .

I was so depressed last night thinking about the Economy, the (lack of) Health-care, too many Wars, the (Lack of) Jobs, my (depleted) Life-savings, Social Security, Retirement Funds, etc., that I called the Suicide Lifeline and got a Call Center in Pakistan.

When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!!

There's no ticks like Polyticks-bloodsuckers all Davy Crockett 1786-1836

Yankees are like castor oil. Even a small dose is bad.


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