World's Shortest Books
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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan
& Michelle Obama
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton"
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK ON MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
And foreword by
Tiger Woods with John Edwards
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HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS
and THE BUFFALO BILLS
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AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
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And the shortest book of them all.......................
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
By Barack Obama

   Loved the Earhart title.....

How To Even Make it TO the Super Bowl, by the Cleveland Browns.

Also, you could add the Cincinnati Bengals as a co-author of your Super Bowl title.

Quote from: PeterR on September 11, 2014, 09:05:58 PM
And the shortest book of them all.......................
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
By Barack Obama

What do you mean? Can't you tell by the finely blurred halo he is the Prince of Peace?

Quote from: Mountainshield on September 14, 2014, 12:05:59 AM
What do you mean? Can't you tell by the finely blurred halo he is the Prince of Peace?

Caption to that Hussein photo: "I am SO far in over my head!"

Quote from: quiller on September 14, 2014, 02:48:38 AM
Caption to that Hussein photo: "I am SO far in over my head!"

Not a difficult position to find yourself in, when everything is above your pay grade.