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Why the did you bring him home?
« on: November 19, 2018, 03:48:01 AM »
A guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30 PM after enjoying a day of golf.

His wife screams her head off while his friend sits at the kitchen table, open mouthed, listening to the tirade.

“My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess and the dishes are still in the sink. I’m completely exhausted! I didn’t get enough sleep last night. Can’t you see I’m still in my pajamas? I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid asshole!?”

“Because…..he’s thinking of getting married
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Re: Why the did you bring him home?
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2018, 06:16:26 AM »
Ouch!!!
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Re: Why the did you bring him home?
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2018, 06:21:12 AM »
Ouch!!!
:lol: Cast iron fry pan meet head.

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Re: Why the did you bring him home?
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2018, 08:11:42 AM »
A guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30 PM after enjoying a day of golf.

His wife screams her head off while his friend sits at the kitchen table, open mouthed, listening to the tirade.

“My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess and the dishes are still in the sink. I’m completely exhausted! I didn’t get enough sleep last night. Can’t you see I’m still in my pajamas? I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid asshole!?”

“Because…..he’s thinking of getting married


So true

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Re: Why the did you bring him home?
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2018, 07:47:33 AM »
A guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30 PM after enjoying a day of golf.

His wife screams her head off while his friend sits at the kitchen table, open mouthed, listening to the tirade.

“My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess and the dishes are still in the sink. I’m completely exhausted! I didn’t get enough sleep last night. Can’t you see I’m still in my pajamas? I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid asshole!?”

“Because…..he’s thinking of getting married

And that when the fighting started.
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