1.The later you are, the happier your dog is to see you.

2. A dog doesn't care if you call it by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it when you leave stuff on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs pay close attention when you raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs think you're funny when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing -- all the time.

9. A dog will not wake you up in the middle of the night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

This one's a joke... ?

Mrs T should spank your duff for this comparrison!

#15 ~ they like it doggy style?

Quote from: Josie on March 14, 2011, 08:29:02 PM
#15 ~ they like it doggy style?

;D ;D ;D ;D

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

Quote from: U_Kay on March 14, 2011, 07:20:58 PM
This one's a joke... ?

Mrs T should spank your duff for this comparrison!

Uh, oh! I messed up in T's thread... It should be comparison, not comparRison!  :P

Then again, I am always messing up!

Btw, I enjoyed all the jokes in this thread. Keep em coming, you all!

Quote from: U_Kay on March 15, 2011, 02:54:09 PM

Uh, oh! I messed up in T's thread... It should be comparison, not comparRison!  :P

Then again, I am always messing up!

Btw, I enjoyed all the jokes in this thread. Keep em coming,you all!

Hmmmm...are you sure your for the South.   y'all!!