What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

Dan · September 09, 2011, 07:33:19 PM

Both are blood sucking parisites, but a tick doesn't charge a retainer fee.

Cryptic Bert · September 09, 2011, 07:37:19 PM

ISmokePowderedTrout · September 09, 2011, 07:37:40 PM

Lyme disease.

Tennenbaum · September 09, 2011, 07:39:20 PM

Quote from: GreyRaceGlobalist on September 09, 2011, 07:37:40 PM
Lyme disease.

You should sue.

Dan · September 09, 2011, 07:40:46 PM

Yeah a lawyer is more likely to give you a venerial disease.

ISmokePowderedTrout · September 09, 2011, 07:45:48 PM

Quote from: Tennenbaum on September 09, 2011, 07:39:20 PM
You should sue.

What am I going to sue a tick for?

ISmokePowderedTrout · September 09, 2011, 07:46:32 PM

Quote from: Dan on September 09, 2011, 07:40:46 PM
Yeah a lawyer is more likely to give you a venerial disease.

Just one of the reasons I've never slept with one of mine.

Tennenbaum · September 09, 2011, 07:50:50 PM

Quote from: GreyRaceGlobalist on September 09, 2011, 07:45:48 PM
What am I going to sue a tick for?

Reminds me of another joke.

"Hey, there's a dikfer on your forehead!"

malp1022 · September 09, 2011, 08:02:29 PM

A tick will eventually stop sucking the lawyer will drain you dry.

Harry · September 09, 2011, 08:13:35 PM

Quote from: GreyRaceGlobalist on September 09, 2011, 07:45:48 PM
What am I going to sue a tick for?

There's a joke in there... somewhere.

Cryptic Bert · September 09, 2011, 08:28:03 PM

Quote from: Harry on September 09, 2011, 08:13:35 PM

There's a joke in there... somewhere.

Not a very good one. Liberals are so bland...

Solar · September 09, 2011, 08:41:06 PM

Quote from: GreyRaceGlobalist on September 09, 2011, 07:46:32 PM
Just one of the reasons I've never slept with one of mine.

ARE YOU SAYING YOU'VE SLEPT WITH TICKS? :o :))

Cryptic Bert · September 09, 2011, 08:45:22 PM

Quote from: Solar on September 09, 2011, 08:41:06 PM
ARE YOU SAYING YOU'VE SLEPT WITH TICKS? :o :))

Kinky...

BILLY Defiant · September 10, 2011, 04:51:12 PM

Why didn't the Shark in the Movie "jaws" eat a lawyer?

Professional courtesy.

Realvalues · September 12, 2011, 03:21:49 AM

Quote from: Solar on September 09, 2011, 08:41:06 PM
ARE YOU SAYING YOU'VE SLEPT WITH TICKS? :o :))

Well, if you have them, unless you're insomniac sooner or later you're bound to sleep with them.