What Aisle is the Polish Sausage in?

Started by Turks, June 22, 2013, 11:10:15 PM

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Turks




Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days................





A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"





The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"





The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.





If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?





Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?





Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?





Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?





Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"





The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."





The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"





The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."