Johnny came home from school and his daddy asked, "Johnny, how was your first day in the third grade?"

"Well," Johnny replied, "the teacher started out by askin' if any of us knowed our ABC's. Daddy, none of them other kids knowed 'em, but I jumped up an' said my ABC's for'ards and back'ards! How's come I knowed 'em an' them other kids didn't?"

His daddy answered, "Well, son, that's 'cause we're from West Virginia!"

Johnny went on. "After that, the teacher asked if any of us knowed how to count to a hunderd. Daddy, none of them other kids knowed how to count hardly at all, but I stood up an' throwed them numbers out lickety-split! How's come I knowed how an' them other kids didn't?"

His daddy said, "Well, son, that's 'cause we're from West Virginia!"

Johnny said, "After a while, the teacher sent us all outside for a thing she called 'recess,' an' a bunch of us boys went around behind the schoolhouse and pulled out our tallwhackers to show. Daddy, mine was three times bigger'n theirs! How's come mine was so much bigger? Is that 'cause we're from West Virginia?"

His daddy replied, "No, son, that's 'cause you're nineteen years old."

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Thats great, I just read this on a jokes forum, but she was a blond, and 24.

Quote from: Solar on November 18, 2010, 01:43:55 PM
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Thats great, I just read this on a jokes forum, but she was a blond, and 24.

She was blonde, 24, and pulling on her tallywhacker?

Whoooooeeeee!

Quote from: Shooterman on November 18, 2010, 02:03:55 PM
She was blonde, 24, and pulling on her tallywhacker?

Whoooooeeeee!

Nope, she showed her 38 double Ds. :o :D

Minor edit, if I may... Yeah it should be "tallywhacker..."

Glad y'all liked it. It's one of my favorites. My neighbor -- from West Virginia -- falls to pieces every time I tell it.