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Walmart Discontinues Auto Part Sales To Prevent Car Accidents
« on: September 06, 2019, 08:57:01 AM »
https://babylonbee.com/news/walmart-discontinues-sale-of-auto-parts-to-prevent-car-accidents

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In a bold move intended to curb the thousands of deaths from vehicles each and every day, Walmart has decided to stop selling auto parts, sources confirmed Tuesday.
 
According to shocking reports, people have purchased car parts at Walmart and then those cars have been involved in accidents, proving a direct correlation between selling auto parts and causing deaths.

"We can no longer be complicit in an industry that kills over 3,000 people a day," said a spokesperson for Walmart. "Every time we sell a muffler, steering wheel cover, or flame decal, we are potentially causing the death of a person, and we cannot support that any longer."

"It's clear that bad drivers and poor road conditions don't cause vehicular deaths---cars do."
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Since they stopped selling ammo, this is the only logical step.

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"Book burnings" have evolved into "de-plat forming". Its the same principles behind both: to eliminate accessible knowledge.

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Re: Walmart Discontinues Auto Part Sales To Prevent Car Accidents
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2019, 03:53:08 AM »
The story makes me very confused. You make it clear

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Re: Walmart Discontinues Auto Part Sales To Prevent Car Accidents
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2019, 04:17:18 PM »
The Babylon Bee is an epic conservative satire news website. It's like the Onion or Clickhole but way better

 

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