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Started by Ford289HiPo, March 11, 2012, 10:55:26 AM

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Ford289HiPo

Was in a pub the other night and saw two rather large girls sitting at the bar.

They both had strange accents so I said, "Hello, are you two girls from Scotland?"

One of them gave me a dirty look and said, "It's WALES you bloody idiot!"

So I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"

I'll be out of the hospital tomorrow.....
Do cannibals refuse to eat clowns because they taste funny?

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Speaking of Welsh jokes.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Cardiff?

A Leisure Center....

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Because, they're full of Iranian Seaman.

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Quote from: Solar on March 14, 2012, 07:36:20 PM
Why are camels called ships of the desert?

Because, they're full of Iranian Seaman.

I'll be going now........
:scared:
Do cannibals refuse to eat clowns because they taste funny?

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Quote from: Ford289HiPo on March 15, 2012, 08:53:13 AM
  :scared:
Its an oldie, I figured most had already heard it. :laugh:
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