A man received the following text from his neighbor:
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.
Bob, in complete shock, didn't know what to do.
A few moments later, a second text came.
Damn spell check! I meant "wi-fi."
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I almost peed my pants...very funny...keep them coming.
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When I heard that joke, Bob killed his wife in anger BEFORE the second text came in.