A man received the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.

Bob, in complete shock, didn't know what to do.

A few moments later, a second text came.

Damn spell check! I meant "wi-fi."

 

 


I almost peed my pants...very funny...keep them coming.

 

When I heard that joke, Bob killed his wife in anger BEFORE the second text came in.