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Offline Solars Toy

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Using your wife....
« on: August 30, 2019, 08:44:59 AM »
A man received the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.

Bob, in complete shock, didn't know what to do.

A few moments later, a second text came.

Damn spell check! I meant "wi-fi."
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Re: Using your wife....
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2019, 08:59:48 AM »
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