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General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: Hoofer on October 19, 2017, 05:58:36 PM

Title: Uranus Visible Tonight! 10-19-2017
Post by: Hoofer on October 19, 2017, 05:58:36 PM
http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2017/10/19/uranus-visible-with-the-naked-eye/

QuoteThe plant will reach opposition on Oct. 19, meaning it will be directly opposite the sun, bringing it closer and brighter to earth.

Experts say you may be able to see the icy blue planet with the naked eye, but if not, binoculars should do the trick.

NASA says Uranus should be visible all night long and its blue-green color is unmistakable.

Where should you look to find Uranus?


a.  find a big mirror, face away from it.
b.  drop your drawers, bend over, placing your head between your knees, grab your buns, and pull them apart.
.... there it is, staring right back at you, hemorrhoids and all.   :blink: 

note:  Try not to fart, it could fog up the mirror, obstructing the view.   :rolleyes: