Top 10 Reasons That You're Too Old for Halloween

Started by tbone0106, October 25, 2010, 10:14:59 PM

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tbone0106

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy -- and feel good about it.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you tip over.

6. People tell you, "Great Boris Karloff Mask" -- and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to choose a costume carefully so it won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

1. You keep having to go home to pee.

quiller


naleta


quiller

'Tis the season, at least until the Christmas merchandise is OFF the shelves and we can begin celebrating St. Paddy's Day on December 24. (For more on that, listen to Stan Freberg's infamous "Green Chri$tma$."  STAN FREBERG - Green Christmas (1958) - A Classic! )

Here's a remarkable pumpkin carving of an indian. The feather part came from a squash, added to the pumpkin.



;D  Go ahead. I saw the resemblance also.....

And here's what happens when you eat too much Halloween candy....


naleta


quiller

Quote from: naleta on October 28, 2010, 08:51:41 AM


Laugh all ya want, but I'll never look at a pumpkin pie the same way, ever again --- especially yours, now that I've put the idea into your head!  ;D

naleta

Quote from: quiller on October 28, 2010, 09:18:02 AM
Laugh all ya want, but I'll never look at a pumpkin pie the same way, ever again --- especially yours, now that I've put the idea into your head!  ;D
Looks like you may be getting store-bought from now on.