Today’s word: Fluctuations.

Started by PeterR, June 09, 2017, 08:16:39 AM

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PeterR

 
As I was waiting in line at my bank today; there was a short line.
There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.

It was obvious she was very irritated ...

She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen.  Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."

The Asian lady said, "Fluc you white people too!!!"


"He was born with the gift of laughter and the sense that the world was mad."

Hoofer

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Hilarious, man!  Couple of us have this "Jinglish" thing going at work, "Haw Haw Haw" - that's one of the side effects of outsourcing tech support to foreign countries, we all start sounding like tech support.

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