Three Dogs at the Vet

Started by Shooterman, December 08, 2010, 08:48:19 PM

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Shooterman

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said  "So why are you here?"  The yellow Lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....then I  pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

The black Lab said, " So what's the vet going to do?"

"Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the yellow Lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down."

The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked " why are you here ?"

The Black Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets.  But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch."

"So what are they going to do to you? " the Yellow Lab inquired.  "Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.

The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you here?

" I'm a humper,"  said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever.  I want to hump everything I  see."

Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away."

The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, " So, it's nuts off for you too, huh?"

The Great Dane said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped!"



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A chestnut, but a DAMNED FUNNY ONE!!!!    :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

Funny shit, Shooter!