A wife and her old washing machine.

Started by Bronx, February 14, 2019, 09:46:57 AM

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Bronx

Husband is walking behind his wife and says..."your bottom is getting so big it looks like an old washing machine".

His wife keeps quite and she keeps walking.

Bedtime comes around and her husband starts getting a little amorous.

Wife says..."I'm not starting this old washing machine for such a small load".

"You'll have to do it buy hand"......... :lol:
People sleep peacefully at night because there are a few tough men prepared to do violence on their behalf.

A foolish man complains about his torn pockets.

A wise man uses it to scratch his balls.

walkstall

Quote from: Bronx on February 14, 2019, 09:46:57 AM
Husband is walking behind his wife and says..."your bottom is getting so big it looks like an old washing machine".

His wife keeps quite and she keeps walking.

Bedtime comes around and her husband starts getting a little amorous.

Wife says..."I'm not starting this old washing machine for such a small load".

"You'll have to do it buy hand"......... :lol:


Your tell me he could walk after saying that?
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."

Bronx

People sleep peacefully at night because there are a few tough men prepared to do violence on their behalf.

A foolish man complains about his torn pockets.

A wise man uses it to scratch his balls.

walkstall

A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."