A teacher asked his students to share what their dads do for a living:

Little Johnny Said,
My dad's a stripper at a gay club and he turns tricks in the ally to earn extra money.

After class, the teacher pulled him aside and asked,
Johnny is your dad really a stripper at a gay club?

No Sir he's a reporter for CNN but I was too embarrassed to say that.


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I feel for Little Johnny.