They work in Congress.

Started by walkstall, January 21, 2019, 09:53:20 AM

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Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.
He sat down at the bar next to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and stared up at the TV as the 10 o'clock news came on.

The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building, preparing to jump.

Alexandria looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Jack said, "You know what, I bet he will."

Alexandria replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as she placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. She was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

Jack replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

Alexandria replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Jack took the money and Alexandria went back to work in the U.S. Congress.
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

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