They Walk Among Us...

Started by walkstall, September 16, 2017, 10:27:23 AM

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walkstall

A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."

Solar

OK, Libs, raise your hand, if you don't see the humor in it. We'll explain it. :popcorn:
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supsalemgr

"If you can't run with the big dawgs, stay on the porch!"

Solar

Quote from: supsalemgr on September 16, 2017, 11:47:07 AM
What a deal!  :biggrin:
Lib asks the bartender, "Is that deal only good for the first beer?"   :popcorn:
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Hoofer

Stolen line from *ME*   I've been using that since 1970.   
Usually as a "check" to see if people are paying attention while I'm speaking.

If their eyes light up, I quit talking.  :woot:    If they laugh, I continue.   :lol:
All animals are created equal; Some just take longer to cook.   Survival is keeping an eye on those around you...

Solar

Bartender tells the two guys, just the first beer is "Two For Two", then snickers awaiting a reaction, then suddenly the two guys start arguing over who gets to buy the first round at the perceived discount. :biggrin:
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Hoofer

They're too looped to figure it out, it really goes like:

"The First TWO for the regular price,
and the Third ONE for the price of One!"

or

"The First TWO for the regular price,
and I'll throw in the Third ONE for the same price!"

or

"The First TWO for the regular price,
the Third for half-off that!"

or

"The first TWO at full price,
and I'll throw in the Third for the price of TWO!"

Tell them you can break a Twenty - slap the change in their hand and vanish asap.
All animals are created equal; Some just take longer to cook.   Survival is keeping an eye on those around you...

morjoy1993

The second beer is free due to the fact that you will still pay it as the first beer price is twice its original price.  :glare:
I am loving the humor.  :popcorn:
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