The Telephone In Hell

Started by tbone0106, March 08, 2011, 10:19:13 PM

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tbone0106

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin are all killed in a plane crash and find themselves in Hell's waiting room.
While they're waiting, Putin spies a red telephone and asks Satan what it's for. The
devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin picks up the phone and calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes.  When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.  When she
is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so
she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.  When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is 25 cents. George flips the devil a quarter and takes his seat.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush
got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has
gone to Hell. It's a local call."

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 ;D :)) ;D
Now walks likes that.  :)) :)) :)) :))
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Quote from: tbone0106 on March 08, 2011, 10:19:13 PM
"Since Obama took over, the country has
gone to Hell. It's a local call."

:)) :))  That one was so funny! Oops! The more I think...  It is so sad!  :'( 

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