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The soldier and the Nun
« on: December 06, 2010, 06:43:25 PM »
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'
The nun agreed. 
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Afghanistan .'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.' 

The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of  legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher,  you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Afghanistan either.'
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